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Kage Me
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Miss StarSeed wrote:
(Not to mention the worst one was an uber-slut of a blonde.)

Nothing wrong with that.

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Ein
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Hello, I'm dark and moody and will treat you badly. Now make my fucking dinner.


UGH WHY DOES THAT ACTUALLY WORK.

It works cause... well idk y it works but.. men are assholes (thats y i stick to women)

ZOMG SEXIST!!!


To clear things up.. i AM a GUY.. i just admit that guys are assholes. and again, im not gay so, tahts y i stick to women..

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Can I insert my Master Sword into your pedestal?

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+put an ice cube on a table and break it with the nearest blunt object+
'There, I broke the ice. Sex plz.'

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Hello, my name is Merlin.

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Miss Starseed
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Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
(Not to mention the worst one was an uber-slut of a blonde.)

Nothing wrong with that.
Warning, horribly offensive joke ahead: It was her kind that started the AIDs epidemic. ):

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
(Not to mention the worst one was an uber-slut of a blonde.)

Nothing wrong with that.
Warning, horribly offensive joke ahead: It was her kind that started the AIDs epidemic. ):

Her kind also invented condoms.

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If you were a pirate, would you let your parrot rest on this shoulder, or this shoulder?
I'm using that one on Sailor Moon.
Pointless, yes, but I'd like to see her reaction.

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Hello, my name is Merlin.


Take me now.

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Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
(Not to mention the worst one was an uber-slut of a blonde.)

Nothing wrong with that.
Warning, horribly offensive joke ahead: It was her kind that started the AIDs epidemic. ):

Her kind also invented condoms.
Glory to them then! 8O

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Kage Me wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
(Not to mention the worst one was an uber-slut of a blonde.)

Nothing wrong with that.
Warning, horribly offensive joke ahead: It was her kind that started the AIDs epidemic. ):

Her kind also invented condoms.
Glory to them then! 8O

Oh yeah.

PICK UP LINE: And we shouldn't let their inventions go to waste, now do we? ;D

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'Hey. I want you... In bed... With me.'

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Hello, my name is Merlin.


Take me now.
Hey guys, turns out flattery does, in fact, get you everywhere!



"I have skittles in my mouth. Care to taste the rainbow?"

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'If you sleep with me I promise to call you in the morning. +snicker+'

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Im like a blizzard, I'll give u 8 inches and then you'll have to stay in for the next couple days

Your lik No-Limit Poker... i wanna be all in. (you)

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