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Water only. Wings alter the taste of the other stuff too much. So far so good.

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i'm really hot and i need to throw up but it's because i'm stressed out and i don't really know what to do to stop it apart from breathing exercises but that never works for me

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I had to take a shit in the middle of my shower (A BAD ONE) I had to run out of the shower and sit down on the toilet with soap ALL OVER ME or else my booty will get sucked in my body. IT SUCKED, my booty was slipping all over the toilet seat.


This has happened to me before. My condolences. But this teaches you to always go before you take a shower. Best if it is in another bathroom so it smells better in the shower bathroom.

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Shad
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I am so sick I just shat myself.

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Maybe you should get some adult diapers then, Great Handsome Oppressor.
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Valbrandur wrote:
Maybe you should get some adult diapers then, Great Handsome Oppressor.

I asked my mother for a panty liner heh

Clyve wrote:
Es-tu ça va?

It's, "Est-ce que ça va ?", and no, I'm not doing too well.

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Maybe I shouldn't eat while reading this thread.

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I remember being sick like that, Great Handsome Oppressor.
I was actually unable to sleep in my bed for a week or so, luckily I had a beanbag in my room at the time.

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Clyve wrote:
Es-tu ça va?

It's, "Est-ce que ça va ?", and no, I'm not doing too well.

Or just "ça va?" :pseudo:

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor? More like Le Shat, amirite?

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Fauche wrote:
Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Clyve wrote:
Es-tu ça va?

It's, "Est-ce que ça va ?", and no, I'm not doing too well.

Or just "ça va?" :pseudo:



but, Fauche.
isn't Quebes french different from France french?

LE MUG

THATS ACTUALLY IN THE DICTIONARY AS OPPOSED TO UN TASSE OKAY?
BUT ITS ONLT IN THE QUEBEC ONES.

Different note, do you wall want to know what happened while i was in the hospital?

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