AWKWARD ZOMBIE

usually not funny
It is currently Tue Nov 04, 2025 3:08 am

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 3958 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 ... 264  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:06 am 
Offline
No face
User avatar

Joined: Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm
Posts: 13531
Water only. Wings alter the taste of the other stuff too much. So far so good.

_________________
Stuff goes here later.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:13 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm
Posts: 10836
i'm really hot and i need to throw up but it's because i'm stressed out and i don't really know what to do to stop it apart from breathing exercises but that never works for me

waaah


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:03 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:10 pm
Posts: 11288
Location: Land of Beer and Sausage
lay on your back and relax.

_________________
Image

Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:10 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:55 pm
Posts: 9310
Location: Houston, Texas
Fluffdick wrote:
I had to take a shit in the middle of my shower (A BAD ONE) I had to run out of the shower and sit down on the toilet with soap ALL OVER ME or else my booty will get sucked in my body. IT SUCKED, my booty was slipping all over the toilet seat.


This has happened to me before. My condolences. But this teaches you to always go before you take a shower. Best if it is in another bathroom so it smells better in the shower bathroom.

_________________
Burn 'em to shreds, tear 'em to ashes.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:49 am 
Offline
being a gentleman is my jojob
User avatar

Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm
Posts: 15289
I am so sick I just shat myself.

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:16 am 
Offline
Punthusiast
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 05, 2010 4:27 pm
Posts: 12668
Location: Iceland
Maybe you should get some adult diapers then, Great Handsome Oppressor.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:37 am 
Offline
being a gentleman is my jojob
User avatar

Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm
Posts: 15289
Valbrandur wrote:
Maybe you should get some adult diapers then, Great Handsome Oppressor.

I asked my mother for a panty liner heh

Clyve wrote:
Es-tu ça va?

It's, "Est-ce que ça va ?", and no, I'm not doing too well.

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:29 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Aug 15, 2010 12:53 am
Posts: 3390
Location: Space
Maybe I shouldn't eat while reading this thread.

_________________
the tumblring | the steaming


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:33 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:11 pm
Posts: 13741
Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
I remember being sick like that, Great Handsome Oppressor.
I was actually unable to sleep in my bed for a week or so, luckily I had a beanbag in my room at the time.

_________________
Game Angel wrote:
I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis

ImageImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:28 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:16 pm
Posts: 4256
Location: Montréal, Québec, Canadialand
Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Clyve wrote:
Es-tu ça va?

It's, "Est-ce que ça va ?", and no, I'm not doing too well.

Or just "ça va?" :pseudo:

_________________
Flickstr
deviantfArt
Tumbles
Tw@tters


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:31 pm 
Offline
Riku's other favorite
User avatar

Joined: Mon May 02, 2011 10:07 pm
Posts: 10357
Location: disregard my location
Le Great Handsome Oppressor? More like Le Shat, amirite?

_________________
-K-
Image
.
ImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:35 pm 
Offline
being a gentleman is my jojob
User avatar

Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm
Posts: 15289
Heh.

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:24 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm
Posts: 10836
i have my tablets in like half an hour


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:42 pm 
Offline
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
User avatar

Joined: Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:58 am
Posts: 6174
Location: Azeroth
Fauche wrote:
Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Clyve wrote:
Es-tu ça va?

It's, "Est-ce que ça va ?", and no, I'm not doing too well.

Or just "ça va?" :pseudo:



but, Fauche.
isn't Quebes french different from France french?

LE MUG

THATS ACTUALLY IN THE DICTIONARY AS OPPOSED TO UN TASSE OKAY?
BUT ITS ONLT IN THE QUEBEC ONES.

Different note, do you wall want to know what happened while i was in the hospital?

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:44 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:55 am
Posts: 3503
Location: Oppressing spacenoids.
Did you poop lots of blood?


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 3958 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 ... 264  Next

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot] and 64 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group