AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Sorry, the whole idea started here, so I thought I'd finish it here. I can take it somewhere else.

You're saying it. It's even worse when you can barely afford to travel there.

I have yet to find my significant other. The first one turned out to be an asshole, the second one shot down my hopes pretty fast (and for this I am grateful).

I'm not 6000 miles away from you, Ame. I could come to the Netherlands. It was pretty nice. Only that I couldn't find any kind of supermarket in the capital of your country in the middle of the city was rather weird.

On the topic of the shipping wall, didn't we used to have an AZ pairing thread? Maybe you could necro that?

Oh, indeed you could.

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So I did one of those "Like this status update and I'll tell you my opinion of you" type things and a girl I like liked it

I told her I liked her and the conversation went something like this:

her: Aww I'm flattered, too bad I'm kind of an emo bitch
me: Emo bitch?
her: I don't really like relationships
me: ah. Really the only thing that kept me from doing anything it because I didn't think I was your type
Her: Lol nah, you're not a total douche

I am not entirely sure what to make of that

It means she's cool with you but she doesn't want to date.

That's not a bad actually. She didn't flat out turn you down, she just said she isn't into relationships. I have a friend like that and we're cuddle buddies. Maybe give her some time to think about it. She may come around.

(Or listen to Vaxx, he's smart if less optimistic)

Tomorrow I'm planning on asking this girl I like out for coffee. I'm treating it kinda like a pre-date, y˙know to get used to being around eachother and maybe toss the idea of dating around with her.

Is this a good idea? I know she's 'on the prowl' right now and I think we have good rapport together.

It's just coffee, bro. Short of whipping your dick out half way through, you don't have much room to go wrong there.

Make sure not to order the girliest coffee ever.

Or do because it would be hilarious.

Just be yourself, whichever way you are going to take it.

That's all I got, but it's good advice. Being yourself if you want to start a relationship is very important.

I thought girls loved husky cowboy astronauts with a modelling contract and a British accent.

You really shouldn't try to be anyone beside yourself. If the other person doesn't like who you are, you obviously have no business being together.

That said, I always tell people I'm totally a pro-surfer, was born on Antartica, saved a complete orphanage full of children from a fire and was asked to become an astronaut and go to Mars but declined because it wasn't exciting enough for me.

So remember that girl that was practically stalking me?

She's kind of growing on me.