AWKWARD ZOMBIE

how well researched are you on the zombie apocalypse/out right survival and what is your full out plan?
RESEARCH: ive read through and built my own model of the zombie survival guide.have taken survival classes. have read disaster manuals to the T.gone camping several times.

SURVIVAL PLAN:once out break hits go home and use items around house tho board up windows and all the doors except one. call 9 other friends. once they arrive at my house within an hour with survival gear,weapons and rations we wait for 3-4 days while the idiots in my town flee and get eaten. during this time we monitor all radio and TV frequency's (as well as monitor our perimeter) using headphones and chart out our plan to get to our destination (i.e. the area we will take, the perimeter of the place etc). once the 4 day have passed we then fill up my truck. my friends jeep and my 2 friends 4 dirt bikes with food, water, gas etc. and we go the two hour drive to the Gila national park and lake fighting off anything we have to and we build a perimeter on top of a hill that ive been burying non perishables on for the past 4 years that ive been camping there.The perimeter is 100 ft by 75 ft as to get as much room as we need while not taking much from others.we then stay there for the next 10 years in the mean time teaching each other skills that we know( i for example am a survivalist and formidable hand to hand combatant) living off the land and defending our selves to invaders, looters and of course ZOMBIES and reproducing. me and 2 others will then go off to the nearest base (white sands) a six hour drive to see how the military is handling the situation and if we can go and live at the base. depending on the situation we will either live with the military for the rest of our lives of the notional park for the rest of our lives.

i left a bit out but you guys get the jist right?

Thank you ionized fun you are now my friend.

It's what I do .

p.s. your avatar seems familiar, what is it from?

why it is the ever annoying yet stylish Hatsune Miku.

Edit:
This is a Christmas present and a monument to my idleness.

If zombie apocalypse was to happen



Moherfuckin' auto shotty

My weapon of choice would be something single shot and powerful, as to not waste ammunition. But also able to be reliable in close-quarters. So, probably something along the lines of an M14. Maybe an under-mounted shotgun if possible. If not, then a side arm to go along with it.

I would also bring everything I can carry to use as melee weapons


Although I don think nutcrackers would make good melee weapons

I would try never to use melee. If i had to I would probably use a machete, because fuck being unique i want to survive!

my weapon's of choice are the ruger mini-14 with alt stock a p90 pistol and a machete

CHAINSAWS ON KAYAK PADDLES!!!!!
yeah thats right thats two paddles = four chainsaws!
Problem Zombies??
Also- i would use shotguns attached to my ankles! just like Sarah Palin.

http://www.gotoquiz.com/would_you_survi ... calypse_17
little quiz i made and thought yu guys might find interesting

You gave the answers to half the questions. All I had to do was read ahead.

That quiz is total bullshit. It says I'd last 83% but I know I'd be the guy who would insist on guns guns guns guns.

On the subject of a zombie quiz, have a voiced zombie adventure.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/JaggedB ... r-outbreak

http://www.kongregate.com/games/JaggedB ... outbreak-2