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PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:43 pm 
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Use the "Bull in a China Shop" technique

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insult him a lot


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Punch Arms in the face as revenge for all the times you have ever been punched in the face throughout your life.

Then look deep down inside yourself and wonder, what's the point? Punching this guy in the face won't solve your problems. You break down and cry.

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Cry later when your aweso-meter isn't as high. Just punch Arms in the cranial membrane that services him as a skull!

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eat some spinach and become Popeye master of drunk-fu. then hurt it. bad


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Sounnikoura wrote:
insult him a lot


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You attempt to insult him. Unfortunately, you are completely and utterly wasted right now. You can't form a coherent sentence, much less a witty insult.

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Punch Arms in the face as revenge for all the times you have ever been punched in the face throughout your life.


You master your drunk-fu and punch Arms in the face. The memory of all your blows to the face fuel your fist.

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Of course, Arms has no skull, so your fist goes right through his head.

Arms isn't the kind of henchman who needs his brain, though, so he keeps going without it.


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dodge behind him when he attempts to punch you, grab his scalp (?)

start ripping


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Just kick it in the balls. you may be able to tear it in half if you still have drunk fu.


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Feast on his innards and get Brutality points!

Like I said

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Just kick it in the balls. you may be able to tear it in half if you still have drunk fu.


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It is quite apparent that Arms has no genitals!

Maybe that's why he's so strong. To make up for his lack of balls.

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dodge behind him when he attempts to punch you, grab his scalp (?)

start ripping


You deftly dodge his blow, use your incredible agility to get behind, and start ripping.

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Of course, the fact that he has no skull and a hole in his face causes an accident.


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> Eww. Squid juice. Encase some of the blood in the scotch bottle as proof of your victory in order to send it to Glassface as a present. When you get his address.

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>Attempt to find a phone and Call Cthulu to see what's going down; maybe he knows about Glassface, somehow. It has been awhile since you two spoke, after all. Hope he's not mad that you lost his favorite ear-muffs.

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.


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Attempt to worm your body into his neck hole and see if you can somehow pilot his body like a super fighting combat mech.


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Go all prototype/buffalo bill on him and steal his skin to sneak into enemy lines.

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One word: Safety dance.


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Not not Trygve wrote:
One word: Safety dance.

I'm pretty sure we already established that this monster guy is not a friend of his. And nobody wants to see a guy who can't dance not dance.


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