AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Offer him some snacks. Spike the snacks with the poison while your back is turned.

If this fails, stab him with the poisoned broom handle. Or at least scratch him.

It's a good conversation starter.

Okay, maybe I should have been more clear about this. I guess I kind of suck at implying things. Basically, what I'm trying to say is we are doing the "Conversation" thing we did with Jacques Smith, but with Ol' George. The kind where you write exactly what you want E.G. Fink to say.

"Oh crap, I think I need a new pair of underwear now..."

Why hello Ol' George. My blood being all over your face really brings out your eyes.

I challenge you to a battle of wits!

BE A MAN

A MAN, MAN, MAN

"It's time to d-d-d-du-duel!"

Hell yes it is.

"Yeah, that happens to a lotta guys I do this to. Don't worry, it ain't gonna matter for very long."


"Well, thanks I-... OH, I see what youse did there, you bastard! My "eyes", eh? Don't get cocky, kid! That was a once in a lifetime lucky shot, and it ain't gonna be happenin' again."



"Naw, I think our current form of battle is just fine. I can see why you ain't enjoyin' it, though. Too bad I don't care."



"You want me to be a man huh? Heh, heh, heh... You mean like THIS!?"

Ol' George then punches you in the face a few times, doing 54 damage. Nice choice of words there, bucko.


"I couldn't agree more, bud... I couldn't agree more."

Ol' George than slams you against the floor so hard you bodaciously fall through several stories, and take at least 200 damage in the process. Ouch. He didn't even give you a chance to set your trap card.

You get up, dazed from the fall. You seem to be in a cafeteria of some sort. There are chairs, tables, barely edible food, utensils, etc.

You're also surrounded by 5 Angry Mobsters. You hear a voice from above.

"Enjoy playing with my friends, you bastard! I'd kill you myself, but I ain't gonna miss watching the show from up here."

The Angry Mobsters look like they're about to draws their guns. And then shoot you.

You should probably do something about that.

THROW THE SAFE AT THEM! Stab the remaining ones with the poisoned javelin broom, mop...thing...

You hear a voice from inside prompting you to play your guitar. You hover on your lack of guitar skills, but the voice inside persists.

USE INFINITY REVOLVER.

A LOT.

Use the dagger for melee and your gun for long range. Shoot as many as you can in the temple before they draw.