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Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:
hi im a richter scale and Haiti 7.0 was my idea


pffffft

I lost
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A brontasoreass.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A lickalotapus.

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Who's the guy with no arms and no legs floating in boiling water?

[spoiler]Stu![/spoiler]


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Bill Nye the Science Guy
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I love the park down the road, its right up my street

Miss your family? buy a sniper rifle, youll never miss them again.

Metapods make me harden

Religion, giving people hope in a world torn apart by religion

Why is 70 the hardest number to say?
because after 69 your mouth is full

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What do they call it when a chevrolet is driving after another? Chevy Chase.
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Trygve wrote:
What do they call it when a chevrolet is driving after another? Chevy Chase.


Oh god dammit I smiled.
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What do you call an orchestra that helps people?

[spoiler]Band Aid[/spoiler]

(My personal favorite) What is another name for a theatrical production based on language?

[spoiler]A play on words[/spoiler]

What do you call a rectangular pastry?

[spoiler]Pi r ^2[/spoiler]

What is the feeling a person gets when hit by glass?

[spoiler]Window pain[/spoiler]

What do you call a repentant cog?

[spoiler]Guilty Gear[/spoiler] Video game joke :awesome:
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Chinmaster wrote:
What do you call a rectangular pastry?

[spoiler]Pi r ^2[/spoiler]
Genius

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But...Pie r round.

Cobbler r ^2.
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So this guy walks into a quilt shop and starts to criticize the merchandise to which the salesman replied, "Well that seems like kind of a blanket statement."


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Bill Nye the Science Guy
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If porn has taught me anything it is that Asian men don't exist.

Sailor Moon came up to me the other day and said, "Darling, I've just found out that I'm pregnant!"
So, being a gentleman, I did the honourable thing and got down on one knee.
And punched as hard as I could.

What do you call a Rabbi who lives in the Alps?
Mountain Jew!

Stable relationships are for horses.

How do astronauts get drunk?
They hit the spacebar.

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Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:
How do astronauts get drunk?
They hit the spacebar.

What about when they do something wrong?
They hit backspace.
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Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:
How do astronauts get drunk?
They hit the spacebar.

What about when they do something wrong?
They hit backspace.

o/

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Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:
Trygve wrote:
Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:
How do astronauts get drunk?
They hit the spacebar.

What about when they do something wrong?
They hit backspace.

o/

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What's the difference between your dad and a panda?

[spoiler]I DON'T RAPE PANDA[/spoiler]

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