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AAA
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Granted, but neither would the interwebs people you know today. ]:

I wish for more time.


Granted, but you use that time scrubbing your grandfathers warty feet.

I wish Katie made a Linebeck comic!
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Granted, but it has WoW crossovers

I wish I had some more coffee
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Granted. It's made with horse shit.

I wish I had a passport.
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Ame no Akai wrote:
Granted. You're now a citizen of Bolivia.

I wish people would stop quitting in the middle of online games.


Granted. They just end up getting more annoying.

I wish I had bubbletape.
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Granted, but it is already popped.

I wish Samus was Sailor Moon!


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Plasma
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Granted. It's a mostly one-way relationship as Samus doesn't really respond, at all, what with her being pre-programmed and all.

I wish for a paradox.


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The Idiotic Oracle
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Granted. But my friend here eats them before you can.


I wish for a HOT POCKEEEEEET

Because i no hungry for six pack.

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Granted, but it's been microwaved way too long, and you burn your entire mouth.

I wish it was summer.

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Granted. But it's a summer during a Nuclear Winter. Whups.



I wish i wish i was a fish.

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Granted. 'Lo, suffocation!

I wish I wasn't such a freaky fish guy.
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Plasma wrote:
Granted. 'Lo, suffocation!

I wish I wasn't such a freaky fish guy.

Granted, but you are now a freaky worm guy!

I wish Samus would love me back!
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Trygve wrote:
Plasma wrote:
Granted. 'Lo, suffocation!

I wish I wasn't such a freaky fish guy.

Granted, but you are now a freaky worm guy!

I wish Samus would love me back!


Granted, but she cheats on you for Solid Snake.

I wish there would be Melon soda in America, BESIDES ramune.
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IndigoCrystal wrote:
Trygve wrote:
Plasma wrote:
Granted. 'Lo, suffocation!

I wish I wasn't such a freaky fish guy.

Granted, but you are now a freaky worm guy!

I wish Samus would love me back!


Granted, but she cheats on you for Solid Snake.

I wish there would be Melon soda in America, BESIDES ramune.

Granted but it is only called melon soda and is piss.

I wish Samus would stop cheating on me and have a threesome instead! Image
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Granted. You are having a threesome with her and Ganondorf. And you're in the middle.




I wish my laptop wasn't all broke'd :[

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Granted, but all your porn, music, and other such nessecities are gone.

I wish people would shut up about religeon.
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