AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My favorite one is "watch out, its hot". Why thank you! I was just about to touch that obviously hot burner/iron.

My internet is acting up, and it's not even acting up consistently enough for me to complain to the internet company about it. Most of the time it's fine, then itll go out for like 2 minutes, then it'll be back for the next hour or so before anything weird happens again.

My parents loaned me cheddar for my books and tuition at community college.

Loaned.

As in I have to pay them back what will probably amount to about $900. But hey, it's cool, I don't mind paying them my first three fucking paychecks once I get a job, on top of what they already expect me to pay for my phone and gas.

Nobody in school washes their hands. Almost nobody. And people smoke in there all the time. You can smell it and I saw somebody shove a packet of something down their pants coming out of the stall. And people have either very bad aim or deliberately piss on the toilet seats so if you need to go at the end of the day you might be out of luck. God, school bathrooms are horrid and people have horrid hygiene.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow owwwwwwwww.
FML
(T___T)

We told you it was hot.

Heh. It's more like the omgchafingsoreness that comes from walking a lot after
a long period of inactivity.

My friend found my Tumblr and read all of my personal posts, and stuff I wrote about about him. I have never been more embarrassed in my entire life. Granted, they were all good things I've said about him, but that just makes it worse some how. He teases me about it sometimes, and we always mess with each other all in good fun, but I didn't want him to know just how highly I thought of him. This is all very confusing and extremely embarrassing, and I kinda wish he could forget that he read them.

That feeling when you think of a cool username or handle but an abandoned account already has it.

I burned my popcorn :<

Getting the hiccups right after I eat and the food is still sitting in my throat. Like, stop.

The community college's website uses the most unintuitive layout I have ever seen.

Example: To view your account balance, you have to click on a tab THAT'S ALREADY HIGHLIGHTED, INDICATING THAT YOU'RE IN THAT SECTION OF THE SITE. Who the fuck would think to do that?

And then you need to go to Registration, rather than Student Account. Seriously. WHY

Looking at apartment listings with friends who will soon be roommates. They don't seem to understand that finding a 3 bedroom place for affordable rent is going to leave them with what they consider small bedrooms 9/10 times. rar.

Got bronchitis a couple weeks ago and recovered from it, but it seems to have left me with tonsilitis in one tonsil. Swallowing is hell, probably gonna go get some ibuprofen for it.