AWKWARD ZOMBIE

TDarkSurfer (1:38:17 PM): >Your bladder explodes. PiMonkey is very sorry about this.
TDarkSurfer (1:38:55 PM): >You are standing in a field.
TDarkSurfer (1:38:58 PM): >...
TDarkSurfer (1:39:24 PM): WELL GUYS
DeucetheFanFan (1:39:48 PM): no
TDarkSurfer (1:40:21 PM): >No? No what? What hte fuck does that mean. You aren't even talking to anyone.
TDarkSurfer (1:40:27 PM): >You are standing in a field.
DeucetheFanFan (1:40:36 PM): no i'm not
TDarkSurfer (1:41:51 PM): >A Goblin appears and is walking toward you. What do you do.
DeucetheFanFan (1:42:06 PM): Eat it
"BON" (1:42:36 PM): Stick a fork in its booty
TDarkSurfer (1:42:37 PM): >Eat it? Do I have to o over what these guys do on a daily basis. You might as well let him stab you. Why the fuck would you eat it anyway?
"BON" (1:42:39 PM): and then eat it
"BON" (1:42:56 PM): BECAUSE WE'RE HUNGRY
TDarkSurfer (1:42:58 PM): >You don't have a fork. If you did, I'd tell you. Why would you even have one. Goddamn.
"BON" (1:43:08 PM): I have a fork.
"BON" (1:43:12 PM): And I'm hungry.
DeucetheFanFan (1:43:16 PM): okay then
TDarkSurfer (1:43:20 PM): >What are you some kind of magistrate?
"BON" (1:43:24 PM): No.
DeucetheFanFan (1:43:26 PM): no
"BON" (1:43:38 PM): I am simply so retarded that I can make things appear at will
TDarkSurfer (1:43:39 PM): >Look, keep this "eat the goblin" thing up and I'll turn the field into laval.
DeucetheFanFan (1:43:47 PM): what's a laval
TDarkSurfer (1:43:48 PM): >No, not lava, CHINESE BUSINESSMEN
DeucetheFanFan (1:44:11 PM): Well okay then
DeucetheFanFan (1:44:16 PM): I'll scare it away
DeucetheFanFan (1:44:21 PM): by flashing it
"BON" (1:44:24 PM): I'll simply yell DOUCHE in Chinese and they'll start punching eachother
TDarkSurfer (1:44:45 PM): >Well...okay, fine. You flash the Goblin. Its split between being horrified and being slightly aroused.
DeucetheFanFan (1:45:02 PM): My strategy will not fail
TDarkSurfer (1:45:05 PM): >All in all you just make it flinch. Its still aprraoching. Yeah, its pretty long wa to you.
DeucetheFanFan (1:45:21 PM): upstanding members of society are always willing
TDarkSurfer (1:45:34 PM): >Upon closer inspection you find the Goblin is rather gay. That would explain it.
DeucetheFanFan (1:46:25 PM): Well then.
DeucetheFanFan (1:46:31 PM): If it's a gay goblin
DeucetheFanFan (1:46:45 PM): *whips out the iron dildo*
DeucetheFanFan (1:46:47 PM): ;D
TDarkSurfer (1:47:04 PM): >The Goblin flinches again. It starts getting nervous. I mean, hey, I would too.
DeucetheFanFan (1:47:13 PM): It's studded
TDarkSurfer (1:47:25 PM): >The Ggoblin starts to walk backward
DeucetheFanFan (1:47:35 PM): AW C'MERE HONEY
DeucetheFanFan (1:47:36 PM): IT WON'T HURT
"Lyrasen" (1:47:40 PM): much
TDarkSurfer (1:47:57 PM): >Te Goblin is now running at breakneck speed in the opposite direction
DeucetheFanFan (1:48:04 PM): YOU CANNOT OUTRUN upstanding members of society
TDarkSurfer (1:48:06 PM): >It has a heart attack and dies.
DeucetheFanFan (1:48:11 PM): FUCK YES
TDarkSurfer (1:48:17 PM): >Well, that worked better than I thought.
DeucetheFanFan (1:48:23 PM): I TOLD YOU
TDarkSurfer (1:48:24 PM): >You gain: 25 exp
DeucetheFanFan (1:48:27 PM): MY STRATEGY WILL NOT FAIL
TDarkSurfer (1:48:28 PM): >3 Gold
TDarkSurfer (1:49:00 PM): >Items: Leahter cap, half eaten fig gnewton, cheese piece, VCr instruction booklet, paperclip
TDarkSurfer (1:49:11 PM): >Holy shit, I think you killed MacGuyver

"Deuce" (2:09:56 PM): Actually iron studded dildos don't sound real fun
Yeilri (2:10:00 PM): SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD.

BeamSwordJuggle (12:48:09 PM): Y'know, that weird schloop feeling?
BeamSwordJuggle (12:48:25 PM): I KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHAT YOU'RE DOING
BeamSwordJuggle (12:48:30 PM): AND I'M NOT STOPPING IT

BeamSwordJuggle (3:06:56 PM): wuts dis gaem
Defenestrator20 (3:07:13 PM): Your mom.
Defenestrator20 (3:07:17 PM): It's an MMO
BeamSwordJuggle (3:07:27 PM): So's yours
Defenestrator20 (3:07:44 PM): Yours has more players
BeamSwordJuggle (3:07:53 PM): Yours is bigger.
Defenestrator20 (3:08:21 PM): Everybody's trying to be like her.
Yeilri (3:11:03 PM): Your mom can support many players, and has many different classes and forms of entertainment.
Defenestrator20 (3:11:57 PM): Your mom has too many types of classes on her, so that it's unbalanced.
Defenestrator20 (3:12:01 PM): But she doesn't care.
BeamSwordJuggle (3:12:08 PM): Your mom has better graphics.
Foamy1319 (3:12:23 PM): In bed.
Defenestrator20 (3:12:28 PM): Your mom requires hours of grinding.
Foamy1319 (3:12:39 PM): God, you guys are just spoonfeeding these to me.

Darkly Nightman (7:17:13 PM): CAPTAIN N IS OVER
Defenestrator20 (7:17:14 PM): Game over man, game over!
Darkly Nightman (7:17:24 PM): nonotrly
feoremar@hotmail.com (7:17:25 PM): Groovy
Darkly Nightman (7:17:33 PM): *I take the liberty to insert a quarter*
Darkly Nightman (7:17:37 PM): HOHOHOHO
Defenestrator20 (7:17:37 PM): That's shaggy's phrase!
RyuJaeger (7:17:39 PM): NEW HIGH SCORE! PLEASE ENTER YOUR INITIALS!
Yeilri (7:17:47 PM): ___
Defenestrator20 (7:17:47 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAHA
RyuJaeger (7:17:47 PM): lawl
Yeilri (7:17:48 PM): booty
Defenestrator20 (7:17:55 PM): OH GOD I READ THAT SO WRONG
RyuJaeger (7:18:00 PM): Yeili wins the prize
Darkly Nightman (7:18:15 PM): It's...
Darkly Nightman (7:18:19 PM): A quarter!
Yeilri (7:18:23 PM): Hurrah.
Darkly Nightman (7:18:24 PM): To use to play the game again!
Defenestrator20 (7:18:25 PM): I read that as "NEW HIGH SCORE! PLEASE ENTER YOUR GENITALS!"
Darkly Nightman (7:18:32 PM): <START GAME>

Seriously, Mercenaries 2.
Defenestrator20 (7:31:28 PM): OH NO
Defenestrator20 (7:31:31 PM): YOU DIDN'T
Darkly Nightman (7:31:41 PM): MAYBE
Darkly Nightman (7:31:42 PM): I DID
Defenestrator20 (7:31:47 PM): SUCKAS TRIED TO PLAY ME?
Defenestrator20 (7:31:54 PM): BUT YOU YOU NEVER PAID ME!
RyuJaeger (7:31:59 PM): You need to equip the airstrike thing...
Defenestrator20 (7:32:11 PM): YOU SUNK MY BATTLE SHIP
Yeilri (7:32:25 PM): DOHOHOHO
Defenestrator20 (7:32:26 PM): SOMETHING ABOUT A RAGDOLL
Darkly Nightman (7:32:33 PM): A3.
Defenestrator20 (7:32:34 PM): I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, MAN
Darkly Nightman (7:32:36 PM): A4.
Darkly Nightman (7:32:38 PM): A5.
Darkly Nightman (7:32:39 PM): A6.
Darkly Nightman (7:32:41 PM): HAW HAW
Defenestrator20 (7:32:49 PM): A1, the ONLY answer
Yeilri (7:32:52 PM): ...C3!
Defenestrator20 (7:33:00 PM): BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS
Darkly Nightman (7:33:01 PM): B2.
Darkly Nightman (7:33:05 PM): Or not to B2.
Defenestrator20 (7:33:10 PM): lol
Yeilri (7:33:12 PM): D5!
Darkly Nightman (7:33:19 PM): A51
Defenestrator20 (7:33:21 PM): Plant the ship on the C4!
Darkly Nightman (7:33:23 PM): *Alien Time8
Darkly Nightman (7:33:26 PM): *
Yeilri (7:33:27 PM): DOESNOTCOMPUTE
Darkly Nightman (7:33:44 PM): E3.
Defenestrator20 (7:33:54 PM): E3 doesn't exist anymore
Defenestrator20 (7:34:01 PM): That square is GONE
Darkly Nightman (7:34:02 PM): :<
Defenestrator20 (7:34:14 PM): TRY AGAIN
Defenestrator20 (7:34:36 PM): I choose F5!
Defenestrator20 (7:34:42 PM): FUKKIN SAVED
Darkly Nightman (7:35:12 PM): Save and Quit for Shag, apparently.
RyuJaeger (7:35:22 PM): Wait what?
Yeilri (7:35:23 PM): E5
Defenestrator20 (7:35:34 PM): Ryu, while you were gone, I totally did NOT look at your battleship board
RyuJaeger (7:35:37 PM): FRAG OUT!
Darkly Nightman (7:35:38 PM): Defenestrator20 (4:34:32 PM): I choose F5!
Defenestrator20 (4:34:38 PM): FUKKIN SAVED
RyuJaeger (4:34:43 PM) has left the room
Defenestrator20 (7:35:42 PM): Just to let you know
BeamSwordJuggle (7:35:42 PM): F4
Darkly Nightman (7:35:43 PM): hoho
RyuJaeger (7:35:53 PM): hmm...
Darkly Nightman (7:35:59 PM): CONTINUE
Defenestrator20 (7:36:10 PM): Beam, you just accidently exited out of the game, you moron
BeamSwordJuggle (7:36:22 PM): Ow... my neck hurts from all the weird angles
Defenestrator20 (7:36:23 PM): Way to lean on the Alt key
BeamSwordJuggle (7:36:38 PM): I'm playing on my main though
BeamSwordJuggle (7:36:46 PM): I don't have an Alt. .___.

RyuJaeger (7:50:20 PM) has left the room.
"Yeili" (7:50:26 PM): NO SHAGGY
"Yeili" (7:50:29 PM): WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY
"Yeili" (7:51:06 PM): BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
"Yeili" (7:51:26 PM): PLEASE COME BACK
RyuJaeger (7:51:30 PM) has entered the room.

feoremar@hotmail.com (5:40:05 PM): Dead jesus, I hope so
feoremar@hotmail.com (5:40:14 PM): Dear
feoremar@hotmail.com (5:40:14 PM): DEAR
FilthyFurFag (5:40:19 PM): XDDDDDDD

Scebboaliwiw (7:18:34 PM): You know, I actually want to try making that thing I described.
FilthyFurFag (7:18:56 PM): Okay, come with me.
Scebboaliwiw (7:19:10 PM): Maybe I could put some other sweet on the licorice.
FilthyFurFag (7:19:11 PM): That's dirty either way.

MajorSupremePaul (9:39:08 PM): Sonic is a pushover in this game
Darkly Nightman (9:39:20 PM): Unless he's played by a CPU.
MajorSupremePaul (9:39:25 PM): I swear he was tacked on so fast they didn't even balance his attacks
Darkly Nightman (9:39:37 PM): CPUs ALWAYS GO AFTER HUMAN PLAYERS
Darkly Nightman (9:39:40 PM): NEVER EACH OTHER
Darkly Nightman (9:39:44 PM): THEY ARE SO RACIST AGAINST US
MajorSupremePaul (9:39:46 PM): well, ya
Darkly Nightman (9:40:00 PM): Which really, really, REALLY sucks booty when Sonic is a CPU.
MajorSupremePaul (9:40:08 PM): but he's a push over.
Darkly Nightman (9:40:14 PM): Mainly because CPUs get Pity Final Smashes, like, EVERY GODDAMN TIME THEY FALL
MajorSupremePaul (9:40:23 PM): oh yeah, that
Darkly Nightman (9:40:46 PM): AND WHEN CPUs WILL ESPECIALLY NOT LEAVE YOU THE FUCK ALONE WHEN THEY HAVE A FINAL SMASH...
Darkly Nightman (9:40:58 PM): SHIT, STOP SHOWING ME, YOU FUCKING RAT
MajorSupremePaul (9:41:04 PM): ??
Darkly Nightman (9:41:12 PM): >NAO I'LL SHO U
MajorSupremePaul (9:41:16 PM): ???
Jeremy O (9:41:22 PM): why the fuck is there a new chat
MajorSupremePaul (9:41:24 PM): oh
Darkly Nightman (9:41:26 PM): >SONIC'S FUCKING FINAL SMASH START-UP PHRASE
MajorSupremePaul (9:41:41 PM): now I'LL show you
MajorSupremePaul (9:41:53 PM): yeer too sllooowww
MajorSupremePaul (9:42:02 PM): the other chat died, right?
Darkly Nightman (9:42:09 PM): IT'S GODDAMN IMPOSSIBLE TO DODGE A CPU SUPER SONIC
MajorSupremePaul (9:42:26 PM): you can grab the edge
MajorSupremePaul (9:42:29 PM): then roll back on
Darkly Nightman (9:42:30 PM): CPUs CAN DO THINGS THAT HUMAN PLAYERS ABSOLUTELY CAN'T, NO MATTER WHAT
MajorSupremePaul (9:42:31 PM): and repeat
Darkly Nightman (9:42:49 PM): Oh, sure, that works when Super Sonic is seemingly SUPERGLUED TO YOU
MajorSupremePaul (9:42:58 PM): I wouldn't know
Darkly Nightman (9:43:04 PM): He's not just chasing you, HE'S SUPERGLUING HIMSELF TO YOU
Darkly Nightman (9:43:14 PM): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
MajorSupremePaul (9:43:26 PM): you can...
MajorSupremePaul (9:43:30 PM): keep pokemon switching
Darkly Nightman (9:43:40 PM): >when not playing as a PT?
MajorSupremePaul (9:43:58 PM): Jump high, then air dodge to the ground
MajorSupremePaul (9:44:03 PM): that's all I can think of
Darkly Nightman (9:44:19 PM): There's the tiny, little, very split-second lull between each dodge.
Darkly Nightman (9:44:21 PM): And like I said.
Darkly Nightman (9:44:25 PM): >superglued himself to you
Darkly Nightman (9:44:30 PM): It's a no-go.
Darkly Nightman (9:44:33 PM): }:[
MajorSupremePaul (9:44:36 PM): uuh
MajorSupremePaul (9:44:45 PM): I heard sonic still get's pushed back from attacks
MajorSupremePaul (9:44:49 PM): is that true?
MajorSupremePaul (9:44:55 PM): I mean when he's super
Darkly Nightman (9:45:07 PM): I dunno, frankly, I don't want to punch something that INSTA-KILLS ME WHEN I TOUCH IT
MajorSupremePaul (9:45:23 PM): oh oh
MajorSupremePaul (9:45:32 PM): you can do stuff that has super shielf
Darkly Nightman (9:45:32 PM): Seriously, there is absolutely nothing you can do.
Darkly Nightman (9:45:33 PM): Ever.
Darkly Nightman (9:45:36 PM): For all eternity.
Darkly Nightman (9:45:38 PM): You are fucked.
Darkly Nightman (9:45:41 PM): Good day, sir.
Darkly Nightman (9:45:43 PM): You lose.
MajorSupremePaul (9:45:45 PM): like when you do eruption with ike
MajorSupremePaul (9:45:53 PM): he can get hit but won't fly away
MajorSupremePaul (9:45:58 PM): that works with olimars whistle
Darkly Nightman (9:46:09 PM): And then, once again, after that's over, then what?
Darkly Nightman (9:46:11 PM): >superglued
MajorSupremePaul (9:46:19 PM): you can spam whistle alot
Darkly Nightman (9:46:24 PM): >SUPERGLUED
Darkly Nightman (9:46:28 PM): >HE'S ALWAYS TOUCHING YOU
MajorSupremePaul (9:46:34 PM): okay, okay geez I tried
Darkly Nightman (9:46:34 PM): >SPLIT-SECOND LULL BETWEEN MOVES
Darkly Nightman (9:46:39 PM): I REPEAT
Darkly Nightman (9:46:43 PM): NOTHING YOU CAN DO
Darkly Nightman (9:46:51 PM): FUCKED FOR ALL ETERNITY, YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS ARE DEAD
Darkly Nightman (9:46:58 PM): SONIC IS SKINNING EVERY BRAWLER ALIVE
Darkly Nightman (9:47:03 PM): TABUU COWERS IN FEAR OF HIM
Darkly Nightman (9:47:04 PM): YOU LOSE
Darkly Nightman (9:47:06 PM): GOOD DAY
Darkly Nightman (9:47:08 PM): SIIIIIIIIIIIR

I would like to join these chats. Who do I ask?

Is that StormRow or StormEagleRow? Because when I coped StormRow the computer thought I coped StormEagleRow.