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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:57 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:58 am 
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Should I dress up for my first "date" to make a first good impression or should I keep it causal? We're just planning on getting a drink and something to eat and go window shopping but I don't want to look like a slob but I don't want to be overdressed either.....


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 1:06 pm 
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Dress like you would if you went by yourself.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:17 pm 
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Look cute for yourself. When someone else likes it, then hey, cherry on top.


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 3:06 pm 
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how do i make my date feel like i'm not cheating on Tuxedo Mask


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 3:18 pm 
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Realize that he's no longer your boyfriend?

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
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but he kind of is though

he's just taking a break from me that's all and he'll come back and it'll be okay again


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 3:55 pm 
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Don't date the new guy then. Not that I believe the ex is coming back to you. But you shouldn't be dating someone if you're hung up on your ex.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
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Dated a girl for a month. Realized I didn't like her like I thought I did. Went back to flying solo.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 3:01 am 
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It's not normal for someone to send "Saw you anyway, majestic~" after running into you at the dining hall on campus, is it? Because I don't think it is. I'm pretty sure that's something I'm allowed to read meaning into, but I don't really know this girl very well at all ???

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:34 pm 
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I find it weird that she'd use the word majestic. Why not something simple like handsome?

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
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I'm kind of wanting to date someone, but at the same time I'm going to college in a few months and don't think I could make long distance work. So I'm kinda stuck in purgatory as far as dating is concerned. It sucks.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:39 pm 
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I'm worried my crush won't fall in love with me

Or that I'm not really crushing and just projecting my feelings for Tuxedo Mask on him


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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
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Maybe you should just stop trying to date people for a while.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
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I'm lonely and I want to date and be in love


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