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Hello, I'm dark and moody and will treat you badly. Now make my fucking dinner.

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Hello, I'm dark and moody and will treat you badly. Now make my fucking dinner.


OMG take me lolz :P

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Hello, I'm dark and moody and will treat you badly. Now make my fucking dinner.


UGH WHY DOES THAT ACTUALLY WORK.

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Ein
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Hello, I'm dark and moody and will treat you badly. Now make my fucking dinner.


UGH WHY DOES THAT ACTUALLY WORK.

It works cause... well idk y it works but.. men are assholes (thats y i stick to women)

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Ein wrote:
Merlin wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Hello, I'm dark and moody and will treat you badly. Now make my fucking dinner.


UGH WHY DOES THAT ACTUALLY WORK.

It works cause... well idk y it works but.. men are assholes (thats y i stick to women)

ZOMG SEXIST!!!

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Kage Me wrote:
Ein wrote:
Merlin wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Hello, I'm dark and moody and will treat you badly. Now make my fucking dinner.


UGH WHY DOES THAT ACTUALLY WORK.

It works cause... well idk y it works but.. men are assholes (thats y i stick to women)

ZOMG SEXIST!!!
SHUT UP, FURRIST!!! (LOL 'INSIDE JOKE')

I don't know. Personally, I hate relationships period so I tend to stay away from the good and bad guys. But I've seen my friends fall the fuck all over dark, moody assholes. Why? Because they're stupid. (Not to mention the worst one was an uber-slut of a blonde.)

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Hey, I'm light and cheery. May I help you make dinner?

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