AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You would know.

Make sure you don't keep photos of your erect penis in the root folder of the default pictures location.

It's called root folder for a reason. It's for pictures of the root of the penis.

My piss is so clear right now, you could bottle it up and sell it as mineral water.

Alcohol does strange things to me.

Does that mean he should have made subfolders called "body" and "head"

When my brother was still living at home prior to getting in the Navy, he knew how to clear his search history, hide his gains, all that stuff.

He did not know how to log into the router. Or that someone capable of doing so (me) could check where it was sending data. I think I only looked once or twice though, after that I realized it was stupid to check because duh he's a teenager of course he's going to do these things.

Also I stopped because I realized he would eventually start to develop his own personal tastes in porn outside of Redtube and I did not want to find out what they were.

Search for "amateur curvy" on a porn site
Half the girls have fake tiddies, the other half are landwhales

Too many curves.

I don't remember. We didn't talk much back then anyway because I was a fucking dumbass.

Long while ago I went to type something in google and the autofill showed me "hot lesbyan secks" and "asain black sex porn"

It was the beginning of the end for my poor brother.

My last few periods have been more painful than usual, but this one has to be one of the worst
Everything hurts uuughhhh

Other than getting mine early this month, it wasn't too bad. It's gonna get all fucked up now cause I back at school. Ten bucks I don't get it for four months again.

I just downed a plate of hot wings as part of an experiment to see if wings alone, ranch, or combination thereof are what transforms my intestinal tract into a portal to hell and suffering incarnate. I had wings and ranch last night and paid for it in the early morning. Tonight it was just wings.

If nothing happens then all will be well. If instead I am shitting my intestines out in seven hours as my stomach sucker-punches me repeatedly from the inside then it will have been done in the name of science.

Check your controls. What did you wash the wings down with each time? Soda? Milk? Water? Was it the same each time?

I had to take a shit in the middle of my shower (A BAD ONE) I had to run out of the shower and sit down on the toilet with soap ALL OVER ME or else my booty will get sucked in my body. IT SUCKED, my booty was slipping all over the toilet seat.