AWKWARD ZOMBIE

so if you guys are actually tomato and lettuce you're both stupid because there's no way the mafia's going to let you go clean

Darkin "Alex" Roma, Tomato, Third party was sun-dried.

GJ, losers.

The BLT is now the BL (no, not that BL), and will have 2 night actions now.

Because the vegetarian is still alive, they will be promoted to Humanitarian. I will be PMing them to make sure they know this.

NIGHT 4

Pray the town lives to see another day.

June First, Two Thousand and Twelve.

Sam came up to me today, and gave me a very odd suggestion. He knew full well how passionate I was about getting rid of the illegal bacon that's been slipping into town, and suggested that we do something about it. He said he had another friend of his; Terry, me, and him could save the town. I don't trust Terry, never have. But I trust Sam. I trust him with my life. I think that together, we might just have a chance at saving the town! He suggested I take the pseudonym "Tomato" for referring to our meetings. Hell if I know why.

-"Tomato" Alex

June Second, Two Thousand and Twelve.

Not much to report, although I still don't trust Terry worth a daisies. There's just something off about that boy, and I found some bacon on him the other day. He insisted that it wasn't his, then cracked when I pushed. daisies boy's addicted! He says he's trying to wean himself off, and that he's still loyal to our alliance. I don't trust a word coming out of his mouth.

- Tomato Alex

June Third, Two Thousand and Twelve.

I think the townsfolk suspect me of treachery. I cannot reveal myself just yet, the damnable Bacon Suppliers will shoot me down on the highway in a heartbeat. No, I must remain strong. I'm doing this for the betterment of the town. On a lighter note, I think I'm going to shorten the Tomato to just T. Sounds like an actual name, not a vegetable.

- T Alex

June Fourth, Two Thousand and Twelve.

This will be my last entry. The mob wants blood. I sought to give it justice, but it wants blood all the same. Why did I think that this dumb little alliance would work? I never trusted Terry. It's true, I never did! But Sam... Sam just insisted. Sam, if you read this, I still trust you. I do. I just... I wanted to bring justice to this town, to get rid of the bacon that was creeping in. We both knew about Terry's bacon addiction. You said that he would still help us. I... I think he's planning something. I think he's been letting the bacon suppliers know all of our info, probably to feed his damned addiction. I... I wanted to help. I did. I do. If you're not Sam, and reading this, I'm sorry. I wanted to help. I just wanted to help. I'm no hero. I'm no savior. I'm just some person who got fed up with the corruption of this town. If you are not Sam, I ask but one thing of you. Continue the job I've started. Drive the damnable Bacon menace out of town. My bones can rest easy, if only the town is safe once more.

-T Alex

Cubosity, Vigilante, town-sided was served with a side of bacon justice

The bacon mafia reveal themselves and team up against the town. Soon all nay sayers are silenced or go along with the new bacon lifestyle.

TOWN LOSES.

This game was pretty hilarious. First night, Guyperson (the Humanitarian) protected Bacon, the mafia that was going out to kill him (though Mafia originally was going to kill Saint, their Kevin Bacon). The BLT found Cori, who was the Tofu Bacon Vegetarian (came up guilty), and Cubo (vigilante) tied up Reyo.

Night 2 is when the magic started happening. Lettuce (Fuzznut) tied up Tomato (Darkin) making both their night actions useless, and the BLT was trying to tell the town to kill Cori, but I think Saint, either sent a faulty code or Reyo (Conspiracy Theorist) didn't decode it right, so no one killed Cori. Bacon went to kill Cubo, only for Cubo to have coincidentally chosen to tie Bacon up, resulting in no kill. Similarly, IO visited EGoat (PETA activist) and got a face full of acid. Basically, nothing went right on night 2, though the lack of a mafia kill maybe should have tipped the town off that a night action worked.

EGoat got lynched and Mafia wanted Reyo out of the picture for being annoying, so they went to kill him on Night 3. However, Reyo kidnapped Saint (Who was being investigated by Fuzznut) and tossed himself and Saint into his storeroom before Bacon could shoot him. IO got picked up by Darkin for wearing nothing but panties and was interrogated (and so didn't get a chance to sex anyone up), and Runes (Chocolate-covered Bacon) was tied up by Cubo. All 4 bacon-sided people had been foiled/caught on Night 3.

Of course, Darkin died on Day 3, and mafia knew they needed a night kill to win. Saint opted not to try killing Reyo, as failure would likely mean getting caught by Reyo, and so the two played Solitaire until the storeroom would open again on Day 4. Fuzznut investigated IO, but Bacon sexed them up with those red satin panties, and the Vegetarian-turned-Humanitarian (Crisp/Sol) protected IO even as she gunned down a defenseless Cubo.

On day 4, Reyo and Saint were released and ended up in a divided town where the mafia could veto a town vote.

And the rest is history.

Good game everyone, though I think communication was the town's biggest weakness. A lot of people sat on information that would have at least been helpful for night actions. All in all though, this was one of the better games from a night action perspective.

BLT Meeting

Bacon Mafia Meeting

FUCK I JINXED IT

GG GUYS

GG

Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute...

...I had a celebrity within a 50 foot radius of myself for a good day and a half and did nothing about it?

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

You got to play Solitaire with him, which is at least something?

A tragic love story if I've ever seen one.

Man I was such the best Kevin Bacon. My avatar is Kevin and everything, how did you guys not figure it out??

For the record, the message I sent Reyo that second night WAS in fact decodable to give "Cori", I just made it needlessly complicated
I didn't bother to double-check it much either, so who knows it may have been wrong after all.

Also, found this in the mafia meeting:

argh sucks that you couldn't keep the colors for the meetings, kamak

now no one can see all my plotting!

( and also the hookAAARRRRR joke was mine, thanks )


actually im really proud of myself for how i did as mafia this time!!
runes was absent a lot so i wound up doing pretty much most of the planning in the later nights

I figured out I was the tofu bacon vegetarian when I wasn't promoted to humanitarian, but even before that I knew there was a 50/50 chance of it happening anyway since I knew there were only two 'vegetarian' roles in the game.

Good game anyway guys, this was actually fun even though I was terrible at it as usual!

I/Crisp was Vegetarian.

I/Ze then became Humanitarian.

io is king of bacon mafia

Am i the Jack?

So, I do believe I make the next mafia game, no?