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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:41 pm 
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>You fire blindly into the surrounding trees, muttering strange swear words unpronounceable to human tongues. There's another howl, this one Very close. Shadows dart amongst the treeline, dodging your blasts with ease.
Will you try and summon something from your ship or try something else?

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:48 pm 
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Launch several grenades, including flashbangs, cryo grenades, and flares, in every direction. Roll to see how effective it is.
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>You gather as many grenades as you can carry and fling them into the surrounding jungle before diving into a hollow log. Flares burn a garish emerald, flashbangs explode with blinding yellow light. Cryo grenades encase entire trees in solid blocks of clear blue ice, plasma grenades spread red hot burning plasma. It's a daisies apocalyptic rainbow up in hurr. Once the havoc dies down you climb out of the log to find little more than burnt sticks for five hundred feet around you. There's no sounds save for your footsteps every living thing has either fled or been vaporized. There's a sudden howl, you spin around to see something bolt towards you from the trees.
What will you do, and roll to see if your successful.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:07 am 
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Grab the barrel of the Musket and use it as a club. It would be easier to shoot the daisies thing, but you might as well conserve ammo. Roll to determine if you hit it.
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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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You toss your musket in the air and catch by the barrel. You grasp it tight and swing for the space fences. Your blow connects with what looks like a massive wolf, sending it rolling. It gets back on it's feet and to your surprise it stands up and retreats back into the trees with haste. There's another howl somewhere around you, but you can't tell where.
What do you do?

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Fire a succession of weak shots in the direction of the noise.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>You set your Musket to not murder and fire a succession of laser bolts at the offending noise.
Roll to see if you hit it.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:21 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>Your opponent sidesteps your blasts with ease and quickly closes the distance between you. It sweeps your feet out from under you as it passes. The fuzzy blur retreats to the edge of the clearing before turning around slowly. It stands back up on it's hind legs hunched over, the setting sun obscuring any of it's details. It starts to stride towards you
What do you do?

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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Cryo Grenade the shit out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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Side note on rolls: Would this app be acceptable to use in place of random.org when I'm not on a PC?

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:06 pm 
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Should be fine...

Ask DM.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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My post -is- asking him. xD

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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My post -is- asking him. xD

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