AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I used to cyber when my hormones had just started flowing.

Most people actually prefer the safest way . I can see where you're coming from, but really, what those guys do is pretty insane. Jumping off of more than 3 meter tall objects instead of walking down some stairs doesn't easily come to my mind .

Have you seen the movie "Yamakasi"? I haven't seen it myself, but I've heard it's a good (fictonal) film about parkour.

I was writing a letter to my grandmother to thank her for buying me a new phone. I poured out that only three things make me truly pop flyin' anymore:

My friend Cary
Talking to my fiancee
and sleep.

I wrote a bunch of my other problems and that I was afraid to tell my dad and step mom.

I bawled for like five minutes

A 13 year old girl on another forum sparked new feelings in me. I assure you, not what you think.

For some reason, I thought I could try being sort of a 'big brother' towards her. Unfortunately, I went inactive and barely contacted anyone shortly after that.

I hardly ever post here and yet I visit at least once a day. I have realized that I keep coming here because I like to see what people have to say more than actually contributing to any conversation. Every time someone gets banned or a more well known member stops posting I get kind of sad in the weirdest way because I'll no longer get to see what opinions they have. Except for RNFB. Only person I've ever hated on this forum. Fuck that guy.

I've named my computer and my kettle.

Well I hardly ever wear bras, I just don't think there very useful since I always wear baggy, layerd clothing and I have small tiddies anyways so they just disapere into the clothing.

I just re read Zinks Charlie Manhuge Oblivion lets play and I smiled and laughed at the end, but felt very sad that its discontinued.

I have a non sexual fetish for bottles and scents. I like to smell nice.

I have a phobia of being strangled.

I laughed very hard and very loudly for 10 minutes after my friend used the term " Breasticals"

I think its very werid how people are afraid to say I love.you to eachother. I mean its like defalted to a romantic turm in everyones heads but it isn't to me. I like to say I love.you to everyone, it just makes me feel good to actully expess myself to my friends and family.

I've had 19 teeth pulled, and yet to have my wisdom teeth come in.

I both learned how to play the pokemon trading card game and frequently play it.

I still log onto Neopets.

I go into Bath and Body Works and buy ten bucks worth of scented hand sanitizer.

I skipped out on going to the beach with my friends to catch up on the pokemon TV show.

I can't play Sly Cooper because I get aroused whenever I realize that the main characters don't wear pants.

No. No. Parkour and free running are not the same thing. No. Parkour is the art of moving from place to place as quickly as possible. Free running is the art of moving from place to place as unnecessarily fancily as possible.

Situation: there is a 4 meter drop. A couple of meters to the left of that is a flight of stairs heading down.

Normal person: Take the stairs.

Parkour guy: Jump directly down.

Free runner: Do a backflip of the drop.

Precisely.

Eh? What was your point then?

Sorry if I seem a bit slow, but it's getting late here and I should probably go to bed.

I have a strong hatred for children.

I don't really like kids all that much, but whenever I see a cute kid that's not being noisy and is doing something adorable like sing a song using dah or something like that I instantly d'awwwww and wish to become a father. I do actually want to become a father, just not when I'm 21.

I know exactly what you're talking about, except I succeeded at it.