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Lambeth · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 10:44 am

Kalekemo wrote:

Arabic doesn't translate well into english so there are multiple ways to spell Osama.

LoneWolf · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 3:07 pm

Lambeth wrote:

Kalekemo wrote:

Arabic doesn't translate well into english so there are multiple ways to spell Osama.

>Fox News

hahahahahahahahaahahahaha

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ha.

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 4:22 pm

Mother fucking Fox News. I'd believe this was a typo if they hadn't fucking done this before.

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Great Eyewarp · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 4:56 pm

Okay, this is too weird, so I gotta post it.

Last night, I had a dream that the military found out that Osama was really sick and needed medicine. They found the truck that was carrying his medicine and tracked it to a cave in the middle of nowhere. They went there, found him, captured him, and executed him. Then I woke up, and I was like, "Dammit, I knew it was too good to be true." Then I got up and my mom told me that he had been killed.

I don't usually say this, but WHAT THE FUCK?!

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 4:57 pm

Sounds like that dream was awfully... Sir Real.

Explotaro · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 5:04 pm

I don't like the global Fox News.

Local Fox stations are just there.

Stranaton · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 5:06 pm

Explotaro wrote:

I don't like the global Fox News.

Local Fox stations are just there.

Fox News (global) makes all consevatives look like babbling morons.

Komodoensis · **Posted:** Mon May 02, 2011 5:31 pm

Bucket wrote:

Xabyrn wrote:

Level confirmed for next Call of Duty game.

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Exeres · **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2011 1:04 am

Watching the computer-generated re-enactment, I couldn't shake how much it seemed like a video game level. Two helicopters fly in, one gets hit with small arms fire and has to land inside the compound, and the SEALs get out and do their thing. Mission accomplished, no friendly casualties. Mission rank S.

Lambeth · **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2011 1:31 am

Oh TMZ

AngelicSongx · **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2011 1:59 am

Sir Real wrote:

Okay, this is too weird, so I gotta post it.

Last night, I had a dream that the military found out that Osama was really sick and needed medicine. They found the truck that was carrying his medicine and tracked it to a cave in the middle of nowhere. They went there, found him, captured him, and executed him. Then I woke up, and I was like, "Dammit, I knew it was too good to be true." Then I got up and my mom told me that he had been killed.

My teacher, who read us an article about this, said that he was found in a huge mansion like place with no internet, T.V., or any electronic connection, which was pretty much what the U.S. was looking for. That way plans don't get intercepted. I think they've been survelling the place since November, too..

Other than that, your dream seems pretty trippy.

KirinKalo · **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2011 2:17 am

Another way to spell Osama Bin Laden is Timothy Osman. I know that you are all too smart to believe in this fairy tale of a man in a cave perpetrating the worst attack on American soil. Do the research, read the World Trade Center Building 7 Collapse Report, listen to the 9-11 NORAD tapes, and check the time-line using reliable sources, do this and you can decide for yourself what the truth is, but please don't just believe everything FOX is feeding you. Please don't disregard my questioning the government when it is not only allowed by the 1st amendment but also encouraged by all political writers of all backgrounds, I would also ask that you do not silence my opinion because it will devalue your own. In closing I would like to leave you with these words.
"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that."
-Martin Luther King Jr.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

You're doing it wrong.

You're supposed to post an entirely new topic.

KirinKalo · **Posted:** Tue May 03, 2011 2:30 am

aw i cant do anything right

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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