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Ooh, I forgot Watermelon, how could I forget Watermelon.
...Probably because I haven't had it in forever and ever and ever and ever

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Strawberries and sugar

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Eat_box wrote:
Strawberries and sugar

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Wow that took off like a golden rocket fueled by cheetah blood

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I like rubarb and sugar. My cat used to go bobing for watermelon peices, and so did my dog.
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Have you changed your diet at all? You might be eating more of something that causes that, like polysaccharide-rich food. You could also have some lactose intolerance, which is common to have at a small degree around the age of 18-20.


Hmm. It's definitely not dairy products. Although, it might be my morning smoothies that I put powder in. My mom's saying that might be it.

Also I changed my diet to have more fiber in it, so.. my stomach might be reacting to that?

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Eat_box wrote:
Strawberries and sugar

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mmm yeah.

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I was taken to Red Lobster after my great grandma's funeral. I'm allergic to shellfish. It was not a good time.

I'll leave it up to you to decide what I was doing for most of the evening.


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oh goddamn, i'm so sorry to hear that falconer

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[spoiler]I'm really curious if I'd enjoy sex with a woman more than I do with a man.[/spoiler]

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maybe it was my ex, but

lesbian sex > straight sex

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I can't imagine man on man sex would be very enjoyable penetration wise,
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I can't imagine man on man sex would be very enjoyable penetration wise,


me neither

i'm gay and i think buttsex sounds terrifying

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Miss Starseed
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I don't want this to be a page-get, sorry. <_>;;

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I dunno, gay sex excites me. Not going to lie, I'm probably not going to be the bottom until I know that it's only going to be pleasure, and not pain.

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some people talk about it like it's no big deal but others are like "HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE TO LUBE AND STRETCH AND BE GENTLE AND CLEAN YOURSELF OUT AAAAAAAAAA OTHERWISE IT WILL HURT AND YOU WILL BLEED"

so i think it's an average of the two

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