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Paranoid Android
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Air Conditioner: You guys really have an attachment for that kid, don't you?
Blanky: Yes. He was our master.
Air Conditioner: Well that's real nice, and anyday now, he might come romping back, huh? He'll just come whistling through that door, and everything will be the same. Real peachy-keen-like.
Blanky: Uh-huh.
Lampy: It's a possibility.
Toaster: Well, at least we try to be optimistic.
Air Conditioner: [shouts] Optimistic? Somebody try to untie the knot in this guy's cord!
Kirby: Why don't you just shut off?
Air Conditioner: Oh, I'm really scared there, Kirby. What are you going to do, suck me to death?

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i love you Sleuth for those MW2 lines

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[20:54:03] George: fun fact: I have only seen my friends dads dick

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"COME BACK HERE YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH!"
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Lampy: What if we sit on the mattress, you know, and Kirby can push? No, no. What about the master's pogo stick? No, that's no good. Hey! What if we run the refrigerator on a pogo stick and Kirby can pull! No, no no. Hey--

Radio: Shut up, shut up!
Radio, Toaster, Blanket: Shut up!

Radio: Let someone else try for a change. Arise, Hassan, arise O magic carpet...

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"Your aces, Smiley!"
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This is for you King Ghidorah....

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BANANA
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Firestorm wrote:
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"All right, I'll talk, I'll talk... the combination is... 1."

"1! 1."

"2."

"2!"

"3."

"3!"

"4."

"4! 4."

"And the last number... 5."

"5! So the combination is... 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5? What kind of stupid combination is that?! It's like the combination some idiot would have on his luggage!"

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Firestorm
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"Sir, we have the combination!"

"Good! What is it?"

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5."

"Wow! That's the exact same combination I have on my luggage!"
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[20:54:03] George: fun fact: I have only seen my friends dads dick

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Spaceballs.

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YES. forgot bout that until just now. I used to be all about watching random Monty Python sketches.

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"He is not the great eggplant! He is not even a pretty good eggplant!"

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Trygve was here.
Spoony was here.

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"Dean, stop riding the Perfect Man. Brock has to kill him now."

"Aw can't we keep him?"

"Yeah dad, can't we? We'll feed the Perfect Man and clean up after him and everything. Super swear! Please?"

"No. He's an abomination."


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And yet it moves. (Galileo didn't really say that)

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