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Bill Nye the Science Guy
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NOVEL-ty, novelTEA

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not exactly a joke but I think it deserves to be put up here. Quote from bash.org

"<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<samsim> and got mauled
<samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in"
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You kick his cousin in the chin.

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Why is it a bad thing to stop a black man driving a car?

It's yours.


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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.
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I dont own a telescope, but im thinking of looking into on

A man nearly got killed by being strangled with a phone wire
i guess it was a close call

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What do you call a mannequin on wheels?

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Bill Nye the Science Guy
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hi im a richter scale and Haiti 7.0 was my idea

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Make love to me now
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I dont own a telescope, but im thinking of looking into on

A man nearly got killed by being strangled with a phone wire
i guess it was a close call


YEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHH!!

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