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I wish i could be better in school


Granted, you get top marks in all your subjects and graduate top honors. You attend a expensive university and right before you graduate you get hit by a bus and go into a permanent coma.

I wish i were a story book character.

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Granted, no more existing in RL for you. Better listen to the writer, now.

I wish for a clean, white sock that will fit my foot (and only my foot), that is not itchy or contains any dangerous Bugs/creatures/viruses/etc. The left one will do.

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Granted, but it smells so bad people (including you) pass out in its presence.

I wish that NoA would just let Earthbound on the virtual console and bring Mother 3 to the U.S. (sorry if this was already said).


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Granted, but your Wii breaks.

I wish for a hat.

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Granted, Headcrab for you!

Zink, I said Clean.

I wish for a whole apple pie, fresh, made with clean, fresh, and insect free apples. Fresh gram cracker crust, too. It will appear on the table in front of me (right side up).

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Granted, but there is no pie pan. Your table is infested with bacteria and they climb aboard the pie.

I wish Username would fall off a cliff..

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Granted, but there is no pie pan. Your table is infested with bacteria and they climb aboard the pie.

I wish for a wish.


Granted, but you can only wish for wishes.

I still want my sock. (see previous post for details)

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Granted but your sock bursts into flames.

I wish Username would fall off a cliff.

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Granted but then he dies, goes to heaven and takes control over it and sends you to hell.

I wish my friends would stop trying to get a date for me for the prom.


(appreciate them but GAH I don't trust the guys THEY KNOW)

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Granted, but now your not-friends try to get you a date to the prom.

(Stranaton, it is clean, it just smells bad. Its possible for something clean to stink)

I wish that my keyboard would stop randomly not working when I put my computer on stand-by then use it again.


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Granted, it dies altogether.

I want an empty cardboard box. a perfect cubic meter in volume.

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Granted, but it's a wet cardboard box, rendering it completely useless.

I wish I could eat some French Toast Crunch.

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Granted, but you're eating it at night, and everyone treats you like a wierdo.

I wish that cute guy would notice me. In a good way.

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EDIT: Granted, but he has herpes on his hands, dick, and tounge.

I wish 4chan never existed.


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Granted, but neither would the interwebs people you know today. ]:

I wish for more time.

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