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Ferret Buccaneer (9:16:38 PM): EIGHT THOUSAND DEAD BABIES in bed
BeamSwordJuggle (9:16:38 PM): IT'S ALL GOOEY

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BeamSwordJuggle (8:16:48 PM): GOOD THING MY DOG IS TOO BIG TO JUMP ONTO THE DESK
DeucetheFanFan (8:16:55 PM): :O
Whimsicalzelda (8:16:57 PM): :O
DeucetheFanFan (8:16:59 PM): what kind of dog?
BeamSwordJuggle (8:17:05 PM): CHOWCHOW/GOLDEN RETRIEVER
BeamSwordJuggle (8:17:09 PM): HE'S REALLY STUBBORN
Yeilri (8:17:11 PM): in bed, bitches.


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Ferret Buccaneer (8:26:01 PM): my dad hates squirrels.
BeamSwordJuggle (8:26:09 PM): If you throw a blanket over his head, he'll stand there and do nothing.

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StormRow (6:14:18 PM): stars still sitting on me
FilthyFurFag (6:14:34 PM): *pets Bunny's ears*
RyuJaeger (6:14:42 PM): Quick Star! flip him over and make him feel awkward!
Yeilri (6:14:53 PM): Hot.
RyuJaeger (6:14:56 PM): lawl
FilthyFurFag (6:14:57 PM): *does that* :U
FilthyFurFag (6:15:12 PM): I think this would count as dry-rape.
RyuJaeger (6:15:21 PM): ...Yes...
FilthyFurFag (6:15:28 PM): And pedophilia. 8|
RyuJaeger (6:15:32 PM): lawl
BeamSwordJuggle (6:16:11 PM): ...
BeamSwordJuggle (6:16:16 PM): upstanding member of society raep?
RyuJaeger (6:16:52 PM): Well Star, KaDoom hasn't complained, so technically, its not raep then.
BeamSwordJuggle (6:16:58 PM): 8D
FilthyFurFag (6:16:58 PM): I think he's dead.
feoremar@hotmail.com (6:16:59 PM): O:
FilthyFurFag (6:17:00 PM): XD
RyuJaeger (6:17:12 PM): Good Job Star, you killed him with SEX
FilthyFurFag (6:17:17 PM): He probably saw that and smashed his head through his computer screen.
FilthyFurFag (6:17:53 PM): THIS CALLS FOR A SEX BATTLE
RyuJaeger (6:18:01 PM): NOT IT!
FilthyFurFag (6:18:24 PM): :C
BeamSwordJuggle (6:18:29 PM): HE'S IT
RyuJaeger (6:18:30 PM): :awesome:
FilthyFurFag (6:18:32 PM): Me and Fauche would have an awesome sex battle.
feoremar@hotmail.com (6:18:49 PM): wait what
FilthyFurFag (6:18:50 PM): Me, Fauche, and Ody would probably make the world implode with a sex battle. :U
BeamSwordJuggle (6:19:30 PM): wait...
BeamSwordJuggle (6:19:37 PM): would that be a..
StormRow (6:19:41 PM): *is dead*
BeamSwordJuggle (6:19:41 PM): nevermind.
feoremar@hotmail.com (6:19:42 PM): Ody would be repulsed by you
FilthyFurFag (6:19:47 PM): HE LIVES!
FilthyFurFag (6:19:56 PM): That's why Ody would be on top. :l
feoremar@hotmail.com (6:19:56 PM): However, I woudln't mind the pressence of both ;D
feoremar@hotmail.com (6:20:01 PM): wait what
FilthyFurFag (6:20:04 PM): You'd be in the middle, and I'd be on the bottom.
feoremar@hotmail.com (6:20:10 PM): :|
FilthyFurFag (6:20:14 PM): ;D
feoremar@hotmail.com (6:20:17 PM): ;D
feoremar@hotmail.com (6:20:30 PM): Your boyfriend would be rustled though O:
Yeilri (6:20:31 PM): WHAT ABOUT ME.
BeamSwordJuggle (6:20:37 PM): :O
RyuJaeger (6:20:38 PM): lawl
FilthyFurFag (6:20:40 PM): He can be between me and you then.
FilthyFurFag (6:20:47 PM): And Yeili can be... on my face. :U
feoremar@hotmail.com (6:20:47 PM): wait what
BeamSwordJuggle (6:20:49 PM): HOOMIN Sandwich
RyuJaeger (6:21:05 PM): Star is planning an orgy
feoremar@hotmail.com (6:21:17 PM): O:
StormRow (6:21:23 PM): well atleast you wouldent be sitting on me...
feoremar@hotmail.com (6:21:29 PM): you sly dawg
FilthyFurFag (6:21:48 PM): I'd be laying on you.
FilthyFurFag (6:21:54 PM): With like, five other people on top. 8|
FilthyFurFag (6:22:00 PM): AND I'D BE NAKED.
FilthyFurFag (6:22:04 PM): ON TOP OF YOU.
RyuJaeger (6:22:06 PM): O.o
StormRow (6:22:10 PM): ...
FilthyFurFag (6:22:12 PM): Not that way.
feoremar@hotmail.com (6:22:12 PM): can I be on the bottom in that case? ;D


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FilthyFurFag (6:24:56 PM): GET THEM OFF THEY'RE AFTER MY FRUIT SALAD
feoremar@hotmail.com (6:24:56 PM): ON MY DICK
Yeilri (6:25:00 PM): in bed.
feoremar@hotmail.com (6:25:12 PM): HAH
feoremar@hotmail.com (6:25:24 PM): feoremar@hotmail.com (8:25:08 PM): LEMURS
FilthyFurFag (8:25:13 PM): GET THEM OFF THEY'RE AFTER MY FRUIT SALAD
feoremar@hotmail.com (8:25:13 PM): ON MY DICK
Yeilri (8:25:17 PM): in bed.

FilthyFurFag (6:25:39 PM): Well, maybe you put fruit salad on your dick...
BeamSwordJuggle (6:25:53 PM): ;O
FilthyFurFag (6:26:02 PM): Poor Ody. Fauche brings him breakfest in bed only for Fauche to suddenly go "THAT'S NO BANANA IN YOUR FRUIT SALAD 8D"
feoremar@hotmail.com (6:26:15 PM): I lost


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StormRow (8:22:04 PM): STAR
StormRow (8:22:05 PM): STAR
StormRow (8:22:06 PM): STAR
Yeilri (8:22:19 PM): STAR
Yeilri (8:22:19 PM): STAR
Yeilri (8:22:21 PM): STAR
StormRow (8:22:23 PM): STAR
StormRow (8:22:25 PM): STAR
StormRow (8:22:26 PM): STAR
Yeilri (8:22:27 PM): STAR
Yeilri (8:22:28 PM): STAR
Yeilri (8:22:29 PM): STAR
StormRow (8:22:32 PM): STAR
StormRow (8:22:34 PM): STAR
StormRow (8:22:36 PM): STEAK
Yeilri (8:22:38 PM): STARLY
Yeilri (8:22:41 PM): STARLY
Yeilri (8:22:44 PM): STARLY
StormRow (8:22:48 PM): STAR
StormRow (8:22:50 PM): STEAK
StormRow (8:22:52 PM): STAR
Yeilri (8:23:23 PM): Steak.

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DeucetheFanFan (7:58:54 PM): brb browsing porn


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Scebboaliwiw (8:08:21 PM): They grew into breasts?
FilthyFurFag (8:08:27 PM): I wish.


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Whimsicalzelda (4:37:52 PM): So where's Link? :awesome:
StormRow (4:38:12 PM): in bed
RyuJaeger (4:38:12 PM): in your pants
RyuJaeger (4:38:15 PM): ...
StormRow (4:38:17 PM): ...
Whimsicalzelda (4:38:20 PM): ...
DeucetheFanFan (4:38:23 PM): hot


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Yeilri (4:38:26 PM): inorite
StormRow (4:38:31 PM): inbedrite
Yeilri (4:38:41 PM): yeahrite
StormRow (4:38:47 PM): lolwutrite
Whimsicalzelda (4:39:10 PM): Jorfrite
StormRow (4:39:23 PM): jorfmeansfuckrite?



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RyuJaeger (5:20:14 PM): You make your character, then go hunt Dragons!
RyuJaeger (5:20:18 PM): Its AWESOME
StormRow (5:20:22 PM): oh..
Whimsicalzelda (5:20:24 PM): Oh.
Yeilri (5:20:31 PM): OH.
Yeilri (5:20:33 PM): in bed.


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Foamy1319 (5:23:05 PM): So, turns out my dad JUST NOW wants to switch carriers.
StormRow (5:23:08 PM): IN BED
Foamy1319 (5:23:11 PM): Don't.
Foamy1319 (5:23:12 PM): You.
Foamy1319 (5:23:13 PM): Fucking.
Foamy1319 (5:23:14 PM): Dare.


Yeah. All of these "in bed" jokes are having a bad influence on me. Thank goodness for Ody's quick thinking. xD


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Oh god, Star, you actually posted that?

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You're all right, Star.

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Fauche wrote:
Oh god, Star, you actually posted that?
But of course~ ;D

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You're all right, Star.
Sweet.

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Ferret Buccaneer (9:51:05 PM): eight thousand dead babies
Ferret Buccaneer (9:51:06 PM): brb i'm hungry
Darkly Nightman (9:51:10 PM): >Stop right there criminal scum!

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Wishing to partake upon our retarded AIM convos, are you?

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Ferret Buccaneer (6:50:52 PM): I read that as "SUDDENLY, tiddies. THOUSANDS OF THEM"
"BoN" (6:50:58 PM): They always looked like they were zooming in for my blood when I used the celestial brush screen to use demon slips.

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Ferret Buccaneer (8:46:01 PM): SUDDENLY, tiddies!
"Star" (8:46:03 PM): MY ICING!
"Star" (8:46:05 PM): ICING!!!


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Ferret Buccaneer (9:50:54 PM): WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
StormRow (9:50:55 PM): in the booty

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ferretbuccaneer (9:51:08 PM): NO
StormRow (9:51:13 PM): NO
ferretbuccaneer (9:51:14 PM): WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
ferretbuccaneer (9:51:16 PM): NO!
Darkly Nightman (9:51:18 PM): SHIT, HEARTBURN
FilthyFurFag (9:51:19 PM): NO
Darkly Nightman (9:51:23 PM): Okay, it passed.
ferretbuccaneer (9:51:23 PM): WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
Defenestrator20 (9:51:24 PM): in bed
StormRow (9:51:24 PM): in the booty
FilthyFurFag (9:51:26 PM): NO
ferretbuccaneer (9:51:29 PM): WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! ANYMORE!
Defenestrator20 (9:51:32 PM): In bed
FilthyFurFag (9:51:33 PM): NO!
StormRow (9:51:37 PM): YES
FilthyFurFag (9:51:39 PM): NO!
Darkly Nightman (9:51:40 PM): ...
StormRow (9:51:43 PM): YES?
ferretbuccaneer (9:51:43 PM): MAYBE
ferretbuccaneer (9:51:44 PM): SI
ferretbuccaneer (9:51:45 PM): NO
FilthyFurFag (9:51:45 PM): NO
StormRow (9:51:46 PM): lolwut
StormRow (9:51:49 PM): ON
Defenestrator20 (9:51:49 PM): PERHAPS
StormRow (9:51:51 PM): ON
FilthyFurFag (9:51:52 PM): OFF
Darkly Nightman (9:51:52 PM): >in bed
StormRow (9:51:53 PM): ON
Darkly Nightman (9:51:54 PM): >IN BED
StormRow (9:51:55 PM): IN
StormRow (9:51:57 PM): IN
Darkly Nightman (9:51:58 PM): *GIYGAS RAEG*
ferretbuccaneer (9:52:01 PM): NI
FilthyFurFag (9:52:01 PM): HALFWAY BETWEEN ON AND OFF
Defenestrator20 (9:52:13 PM): Slightly aroused?
ferretbuccaneer (9:52:17 PM): eww

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ferretbuccaneer (9:51:08 PM): NO
StormRow (9:51:13 PM): NO
ferretbuccaneer (9:51:14 PM): WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
ferretbuccaneer (9:51:16 PM): NO!
Darkly Nightman (9:51:18 PM): SHIT, HEARTBURN
FilthyFurFag (9:51:19 PM): NO
Darkly Nightman (9:51:23 PM): Okay, it passed.
ferretbuccaneer (9:51:23 PM): WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
Defenestrator20 (9:51:24 PM): in bed
StormRow (9:51:24 PM): in the booty
FilthyFurFag (9:51:26 PM): NO
ferretbuccaneer (9:51:29 PM): WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! ANYMORE!
Defenestrator20 (9:51:32 PM): In bed
FilthyFurFag (9:51:33 PM): NO!
StormRow (9:51:37 PM): YES
FilthyFurFag (9:51:39 PM): NO!
Darkly Nightman (9:51:40 PM): ...
StormRow (9:51:43 PM): YES?
ferretbuccaneer (9:51:43 PM): MAYBE
ferretbuccaneer (9:51:44 PM): SI
ferretbuccaneer (9:51:45 PM): NO
FilthyFurFag (9:51:45 PM): NO
StormRow (9:51:46 PM): lolwut
StormRow (9:51:49 PM): ON
Defenestrator20 (9:51:49 PM): PERHAPS
StormRow (9:51:51 PM): ON
FilthyFurFag (9:51:52 PM): OFF
Darkly Nightman (9:51:52 PM): >in bed
StormRow (9:51:53 PM): ON
Darkly Nightman (9:51:54 PM): >IN BED
StormRow (9:51:55 PM): IN
StormRow (9:51:57 PM): IN
Darkly Nightman (9:51:58 PM): *GIYGAS RAEG*
ferretbuccaneer (9:52:01 PM): NI
FilthyFurFag (9:52:01 PM): HALFWAY BETWEEN ON AND OFF
Defenestrator20 (9:52:13 PM): Slightly aroused?
ferretbuccaneer (9:52:17 PM): eww

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