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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:55 am 
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A few days ago, a girl I've had a pretty minor crush on for a while mentioned using dating sites. Up until then I'd been pretty sure she wasn't interested in a relationship, so I finally worked up the initiative to put my foot in the door and ask.

I'm really terrible at this sort of thing, so there's a not-quite-trivial chance that she doesn't realize I was talking about dating, but aside from that slight point of concern it seems to have turned out way better than I went into it expecting!

God daisies I have been out of the game for a while. I've turned into such a loser since my last relationship.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:00 pm 
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So, I've been dating this girl for about 2 months now, and things were going great, but this week she has been in kinda a bad mood. I asked her why and she said it was because she isn't sure if she really likes having a boyfriend much, but that she was pop flyin' before this week and she doesn't want to break up, she wants to wait a while without me talking to her to see if she stays in a bad mood. So I told her I'd stop talking to her over the weekend and see how she feels on Monday. I'm kinda worried I guess.

I'm not sure why I'm posting about this, I'm just not sure what to think about the whole thing and I had to talk about it with someone and I'd rather not talk to my friends or family about it.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:27 pm 
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As I mentioned in the confessions thread there's a girl from my school on my stay near Dublin who she might have a thing for me. problem is, we're both shy and unexperienced as hell (her moreso than me) and being alone by ourselves is going to be pretty rare until we go back to Italy so I have no idea how to go about it

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
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touch her butt/facebattle her/put her in the sink/whatever

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:29 am 
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So I'm kind of having a crush on two girls at the same time, and I'm sort of seeing it as "If I get one, then I'll still be friends with the other", I know one's single, and she's actually a good friend of mine, but the other I'm more distant with, but she's still really kind to me and likes talking to me.

At this point, I really don't know what to do, I offered one of them to come over to my place/go to their place since they live right down the road 15-20 minutes away on foot, but their father is one of those "no one's touching my girl" sorta people.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:27 pm 
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I'm debating on trying Tinder as a non-joke (all my friends get on it to laugh at dumb profiles), but am afraid it will be a mentally scarring experience.

Advice?

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So I'm kind of having a crush on two girls at the same time, and I'm sort of seeing it as "If I get one, then I'll still be friends with the other", I know one's single, and she's actually a good friend of mine, but the other I'm more distant with, but she's still really kind to me and likes talking to me.

At this point, I really don't know what to do, I offered one of them to come over to my place/go to their place since they live right down the road 15-20 minutes away on foot, but their father is one of those "no one's touching my girl" sorta people.

I'd give advice on this, but I've been in the same scenario and don't think I handled it correctly. Just don't do what I did and be indirect about your feelings.

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:30 pm 
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Liraxus wrote:
So I'm kind of having a crush on two girls at the same time, and I'm sort of seeing it as "If I get one, then I'll still be friends with the other", I know one's single, and she's actually a good friend of mine, but the other I'm more distant with, but she's still really kind to me and likes talking to me.

At this point, I really don't know what to do, I offered one of them to come over to my place/go to their place since they live right down the road 15-20 minutes away on foot, but their father is one of those "no one's touching my girl" sorta people.


I was in the same situation once. My only advice is : don't get too close to both, because one of them could fall in love and be heartbroken if you choose the other. Pick one or wait for a sign that one wants to get serious with you.
(Except if both are hedonists. In which case ... well, I hate you. And enjoy)

As for me I no longer have a gf and I just got better from post-breakup depression. Now that I'm free, I'd love to have fun with girls (and I'd like to try boys), I just ... don't know how or where to meet people who would be open to that kind of no-attachment good time.
It's just that my ex-gf was the first girl who ever responded positively, so I have no dating experience. Any advices ?

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:51 am 
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The life of casual flings is a dangerous one, mostly because people decide to try it out during high school and end up doing it within their friend groups. (Try to avoid that if possible.)

If you're old enough, go to a bar. Bars are great if you just want to fool around and/or have sex. Remember to always be careful and def. use protection with random people, though, and make sure you aren't put into any situations that make you uncomfortable. Instincts are important, and red flags have a 99% accuracy rating. (I was going to suggest clubs, but Tuxedo Mask said that in his experience girls don't go to clubs to have sex, they go to dance, and generally you'll get shut down. He used to work in clubs doing stage lighting and had a stint in college where he just had casual flings everywhere so his is the best advice I can give.)

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 Post subject: Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:03 am 
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people decide to try it out during high school and end up doing it within their friend groups. (Try to avoid that if possible.)


Yeah, I had a friendship ruined when the guy asked me out. I feel like his parents pressured us together in the first place (they were always going on about 'how cute we'd be together') and I was so uncomfortable when he tried to cuddle or do anything. It basically turned our friendship stale, and then he broke up with me and started avoiding me, which made me angry and that was basically the end of it.


I tried to clear the air with him on Facebook a couple years later, but I got the feeling he was still kind of avoiding me. Every time I tried to talk he cut it off pretty quick with some excuse or another.




Basically we were friends for three years, ever since we were high school freshman, and 'dating' ripped everything to pieces. I don't like dating. Another friend of mine actually asked me out not long after the break-up and I finally found enough nerve to say "no, I only want to be friends".

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:33 am 
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I forgot to say something about it before, but Noffletoff and I have been together for three years! Celebration! I even had a florist in his town deliver roses to his house. Being able to buy him things is so awesome.

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