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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 3:38 pm 
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So a couple of friends and I were playing ball and apparently one of them stepped on my foot. I didn't really think about it too much, but when I got home and took off my shoe, there was so much blood
It turns out I cracked the nail on my big toe, across the middle

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Ouch, did you wash it?

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Yeah, it's all clean now

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I have just used the internet feature on my new 3DS to masturbate.

TECHNOLOGY

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I need to try this.

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3D porn made specifically for the 3DS exists

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I must find this.

Oh shit I'm at work.,
Shit I have my 3DS.
Shit shit shit.

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3D porn made specifically for the 3DS exists


OH MY GOD

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that sounds so tacky, holy shit

i wanna see

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Oh man I wanna playt a 3D porn game.

It's like the anime girl is really in my room!

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Malum wrote:
3D porn made specifically for the 3DS exists

...This is actually one of the first things I thought of when I brought mine home for the first time.

I did look it up and it's true, but I didn't test it out.

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so apparently the protein i use to make shakes after i work out has gone bad. i drank a smoothie tonight and got extremely nauseated. took some charcoal (it basically binds to things and neutralizes poison,) and like 20 minutes later threw it all up again because i guess it was too much charcoal

vomiting black liquid is an....interesting and slightly alarming experience

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that sounds so tacky, holy shit

i wanna see
At new years I was at a friend's place for a lan thing, everybody set their computers up and shit, vidya for a week

anyway, left the room for a while to do some shit in the kitchen, I come back in and three dudes are wearing those red and blue glasses staring at a screen laughing, one of them shouts out IT'S LIKE THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT ME
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is that actually just the plot of transmetro or something

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Like I've got the abs to walk around without a shirt on
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