AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I tweezed all the hair in my right armpit last night and now it's sore ow ow ow

What about your left armpit?
Are you just gonna walk around with only one side of armpit hairs?
That's OCD social suicide.

I've been trying but because I'm right handed it's hard to do on the left side. I'll keep going at it, though.

Wouldn't it be easier on the left if you're right-handed?

Today due to it being so hot and humid I pretty much passed out at school.

Past noon it started to get extreamly hot and I got dizzy at first so I grabbed a bottle of water. While writing a note I noticed I couldnt concentrate enough to read half of it and it started to give me a blazing head acke.

So at this time I had an oh shit momment and went to the Office to phone home, then procided to get sick all over myself.

Then I went home and "chilled" lolololol pun lolol

I do not do well in heat.

Funny thing is I own one.

But they are unnefective indoors when the air is just packed and humid and hard to breath.

Are you sure you're not a zombie?

i have cramps. blugh.i either need to shit again or my period will be here soon

Guys, is it normal to be able to fap multiple times in the span of a few minutes? Like, yesterday I realized that I can easily masturbate, finish, clean, masturbate again, finish, clean, masturbate, finish, clean, and masturbate one more time without even stopping.

You're likely mutant. I've already informed the authorities, you need to be contaminated


Honestly I don't know and I don't even want to try fapping more than once a day max

I'd say that you're some sort of mutant if you can go like 4-5 times in a row

4-5 times!?
That is a gift.
In bed you shall become unstoppable.

How amazing that is would depend on how long it takes you to clean and get back to fapping.

Isn't the "recharge time" or whatever like 10-15 minutes?

I remember hearing of a legend or something along those lines that if you finish 100 times in a night you become immortal.

Goddammit, you reminded me of MoJ.