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DarkSurfer
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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...30 celsius is about 85 fahrenheit.
That's early summer over here.
The news was saying it would be 91 degrees tomorrow.

91 degrees. Hottest day of the year so far, and it's only May. It will be hotter in June. It will be miserable in July. I am going to die in August.

I want to go back to San Diego.

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[Insert Fail] wrote:
RikuKyuutu wrote:
...30 celsius is about 85 fahrenheit.
That's early summer over here.
The news was saying it would be 91 degrees tomorrow.

91 degrees. Hottest day of the year so far, and it's only May. It will be hotter in June. It will be miserable in July. I am going to die in August.

I want to go back to San Diego.

hahaahahaha we were having 91 degree days in march here

i dont know what the high has been so far but i'm guessing it was like 93 or 94. in a month or so we'll be topping 100 ever day, yay!

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The Idiotic Oracle
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i just took a shit that was bodaciously the size and length of my forearm(minus hand)

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it clogged the toilet

does this mean im ready for fisting?

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The Idiotic Oracle
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youre saying this to someone who requires at least a anal if not more to get off roughly 50% of the time

edit: also the fisting thing was a joke, the idea of putting an entire hand/arm where it does not belong squicks me

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God dammit. Day 6 of my period and still getting cramps. This is what I get for not having it last month.

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i can't wear a bra at the moment because of the heat so i have to keep checking nothing is showing through =w=
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