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Rullett
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 12:29 pm 
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So I was struck by that feeling of unease while out and about on this unseasonably sweltering hot day, get home to find the hellish combination of butt sweat and surprise period.

Oh, what fun.

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Oh man, butt sweat is the worst.

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The Idiotic Oracle
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i have buttsweat right now who wants to smell it

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D-vid
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Somewhere there is at least 1 person who is turned on by that offer.

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Sol Reaper
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No, not smell

Buttsweat is quite tasty when sprinkled across a salad

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I hate buttsweat.
I refresh my butt at least three or four times a day since it's gotten warmer here.

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Buttsweat is only bad when youre not home.

Like now

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For those of you complaining about the buttsweats, may I introduce you to my dear friend, Betty Swollox?

That wonderful feeling where your ball sack intermittently sticks to your inner thighs.

God I love summer.

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Buttsweat is only bad when youre not home.

Like now

Get a nice shower when you're home, like I'm about to.

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Makes me glad i dont balls

Edit: i have shit to do. Wont be home till 6:30

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Superior Bacon
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re: buttsweat

sometimes i look through the 'casual encounters' thing on craigslist because it's so ridiculous and this reminds me of one that said "fart on me and more"

so yes someone out there is turned on by buttsweat

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For those of you complaining about the buttsweats, may I introduce you to my dear friend, Betty Swollox?

That wonderful feeling where your ball sack intermittently sticks to your inner thighs.

God I love summer.


And it's not like you can just spread your legs to air it out because it usualy starts to smell.

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Well Idk about the smell, but I'm wearing jeans indoors right now so I only have myself to blame for my case of the Bettys.

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Gryewolf
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AH I see, I normaly wear jean shorts, since it's usualy always hot here.
And the smell's not the best.

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