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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 3:55 am 
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I can understand your perspective, but you need to remember that this is a thread where people are free to vent and complain about their hormones. Using this thread and saying that these raging, hormonal feelings are what people experience all the time is misguided.

You don't have urges, that's fine - people here do, but not all the time. It varies from person to person. I can look at someone who talks about masturbating six times a day (not using anyone as a specific example) and think, "Good lord, I don't think I could ever do that myself."

I don't know, you say you don't understand and I'm assuming you're trying to, but you're not going about it the right way if you're trying to educate yourself on the emotional and physical sexual workings of other people by continuously stating how you're asexual and don't understand. You need to ask the right questions.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 4:03 am 
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I don't understand why it's such a chaotic minefield.

it's not as chaotic as those most vocal would lead you to believe; nobody complains about a peaceful, stress-free puberty, which is not exactly uncommon or abnormal

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I was very calm as a teen in all aspects.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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People tend to say how traumatic puberty was but the worst stress I had was the "Why is my face so greasy?!" breakdown.

I still ask myself that question 5 years on...

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Don't base your understanding of puberty on the ramblings of fourteen years old kids on an Internet forums.
That's common sense.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 9:29 am 
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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Don't base your understanding of puberty on the ramblings of fourteen years old kids on an Internet forums.
That's common sense.


When it's the most available source then it's hard not to. I don't even know most people's age on this forum offhand, other than a few.

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guiz we shud maek a "wat's ur age" thred it'll be lolzy

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You don't have urges, that's fine - people here do, but not all the time. It varies from person to person. I can look at someone who talks about masturbating six times a day (not using anyone as a specific example) and think, "Good lord, I don't think I could ever do that myself."

We could also have a thread about how many times people jack off a day - that'll be even stickier!

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We could also have a thread about how many times people jack off a day - that'll be even stickier!


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Oh! It'll be an insta-sticky!

Sho-nuff!



DnD your avatar made me read that is the most bored and sarcastic voice ever,
you're wonderful.

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I never went through puberty

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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DoNotDelete wrote:
We could also have a thread about how many times people jack off a day - that'll be even stickier!

But we already have. We're talking in it right now.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 10:33 am 
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Madican wrote:
That's the thing. I don't understand why it's such a chaotic minefield. Think of it from my perspective: you've never had the romantic/sexual feelings that are the most prevalent thing in this thread, never felt the urge to satisfy yourself, puberty consisted mostly of hair and height with some voice changes, and despite thinking that things can be logically worked out emotion-wise you also know that's just not true.

I skipped a big problem, but as a result I don't know anything about what it's like to go through that problem and it confuses the hell out of me to try understanding it because I'm not normal. That's what I meant, not that I'm above anyone else.

The problem might be that you think of sexuality as a problem (unless I'm reading that wrong). Sexuality is a unique aspect of life that holds many joys. Unfortunately, it can lead to a bit of frustration sometimes, but I think you're overestimating the impact of that. The thing is that your observations are based on the internet. People tend to exaggerate things here, and it's mostly the people who go through more extreme things who take the effort to share it. This makes them seem like a larger part of the population than they actually are.

Here's what sexual frustration is like for most people "Dayum, I could really do some sexing right. Crap, I can't for /various reasons/. Oh well, guess I'll just jerk off/do something else distracting." It's like a stronger version of "daisies, I could go for some Chinese tonight ..."


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guiz we shud maek a "wat's ur age" thred it'll be lolzy


there already was one lol

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Ugh Jesus Christ I couldn't find it through Google, so suddenly CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, etc - had to dig through Leoj's post history but I found it here.

Found our old gay thread in the process.

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