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creakyAccordion
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I've gotten to 2nd base with a girl but I've never facebattled anyone

Not sure if pop flyin' or sad that this is the way it turned out

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You cant round 2nd base without getting to 1st. You didnt earn 2nd base, you stole it.


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He ran right through the pitcher. Might have even punched the poor guy right in the face.

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I am so full of Hormones they're pouring out of me like juice our of a cheap juice box

Why do you think having sex will cure this

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creakyAccordion wrote:
I've gotten to 2nd base with a girl but I've never facebattled anyone

Not sure if pop flyin' or sad that this is the way it turned out
If a girl let you touch her tiddies then like MC said, that's not gettin' to a base. Unless you two were actually gettin' down then it's just well, just touching a boob. When you get to second base in the middle of a passionate moment it's more than a simple grope.

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there are a surprising amount of songs i would slow pole dance to

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One day Sex Baseball will be a thing and everyone will wonder what they watched every day before it existed.

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I could totally get into sports for that
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Sorry it won't be gay enough for you Spoon

Go back to watching men's tennis

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I think men's tennis probably has more grunting in it than baseball sex would
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I completely agree

Hence the suggestion gaybo

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Hey I totally got it man

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creakyAccordion wrote:
I've gotten to 2nd base with a girl but I've never facebattled anyone

Not sure if pop flyin' or sad that this is the way it turned out
If a girl let you touch her tiddies then like MC said, that's not gettin' to a base. Unless you two were actually gettin' down then it's just well, just touching a boob. When you get to second base in the middle of a passionate moment it's more than a simple grope.


Oh okay

I guess I just touched a boob before I ever facebattled a girl

still kind of sucks

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Yeah yeah just get away from my face you aussie shit

Kids these days and their fucking jokes and shit. I hope Obama makes jokes illegal.

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