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Vrominelli
 Post subject: Sneeze rocket!
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 8:00 pm 
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To me I just prefer the female form as a whole.
tiddies are nice and all, but so are butts.


Also, for the sneeze discussion, I seem to be suffering from huge-booty sneezes that propel me off my feet anywhere up to a foot upwards.
Shit hurts. :(

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Cafall
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 8:32 pm 
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that said, dfc is justice

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when you're making out with a girl, you're not going to stop and grab her tiddies.

lol

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TheOtherMC
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 8:39 pm 
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Etank88 wrote:
Meh, more of an booty guy, like when you're making out with a girl, you're not going to stop and grab her tiddies.


What? Of course you are! Its called multitasking get some coordination bro. Ive never heard of sliding into second by stopping the make out first. Unless its like an awkward exploratory first time.
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Sol Reaper
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 8:41 pm 
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>facebattle
>Grab booty with one hand
>Grab boob with other
>Profit

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Etank88
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 8:46 pm 
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daisies it everyone, I DIDN'T THINK THIS ONE OUT!

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Potato
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 9:01 pm 
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It's alright man, I'm more of a thighs guy too

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lyra/dicks
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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more of an earlobe man myself

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Syobon
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 9:05 pm 
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The other day some guy asked me what my turn-ons where. For a split-second I wondered if I should tell him about my horrible fetishes. Then I was like "lol big tiddies". Story of my life.
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TheOtherMC
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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You shouldve showed them the screencap of your browser
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Mete
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I can imagine the disgust on his face had you told him about "cuddling" and "pop flyin' sex in the missionary position"

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Syobon
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Mete wrote:
"pop flyin' sex in the missionary position"

Ew man, I did not need to read that.
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Sol Reaper
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The pop flyin'est sex

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Exeres
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My summer: booty SWEAT.

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Vrominelli
 Post subject: I still own some loose black jeans, just not dem blue ones.
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 10:47 pm 
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^Why I do not wear those tight bluejeans anymore.
And talcum powder is your friend for sweaty nether regions.

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betrippin
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I am so full of Hormones they're pouring out of me like juice our of a cheap juice box

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