Holiday Based Deception

Komodoensis · **Posted:** Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:26 am

SIIIIILENT NIGHT

HOOOOLY NIGHT

AAAAAALL IS CALM

AAAAAALL IS BRIGHT

Kamak · **Posted:** Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:43 am

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel (Mr. Freese cut the cheese)
and Joker got away (or danced ballet, depending on where you're from).

Omnithea · **Posted:** Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:47 pm

So any updates? Any delivery woes? Anybody get naked pictures?

Wry Bread · **Posted:** Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:20 am

I'll never tell

Riku · **Posted:** Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:14 am

Hey, can everyone at least post when they get their stuff. Doesn't necessarily have to be a real in-depth thing. Just to make sure your santa knows that you got your stuff.

Wry Bread · **Posted:** Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:17 am

Oh, yes! I mentioned in the December etc. thread that I got it but just in case THANK YOU SLOTH FOR THE AWESOME ARTS AND SUPER CUTE CYNDAQUIL DOLL

Riku · **Posted:** Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:57 am

Yaaaaaaaay

TheOtherMC · **Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:34 pm

Still en route with all the holiday madness Im sure. Im going to be super stoked when I see the package though, whatever it is.

: )

Not Malum · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:32 pm

OH SHIT MY GIFT CAME IN THE MAIL
WILL NOT SHOW ADDRESS ON BOX FOR SAFETY REASONS

LET'S SEE WHAT IS INSIDE

What

It says "Do it"

I'll be honest I could only read half of this

It's from princess brothel if you couldn't tell!

Oh look another letter

I'VE BEEN HAD

Oh sweet an american dollar bill
I'll go down to the strip club immediately

It's a USB with a bunch of music and audioclips of Great Handsome Oppressor pretending to be Nanako from Persona 4. No, I won't share.

ANOTHER PART OF THE GIFT

Two mangangos! I've never even heard of this series! It's probably cool, princess brothel as good taste in things from what i've heard

The final part of the gift

There's tape around this bubble wrap and it was hard as FUCK to get it off

yeah those are safety scissors shut up they were the only ones I could find

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH

Dude, I love it! Nepeta is my favourite troll c:

The loot.
The envelopes included because they're great.
Thanks princess brothel!
My gift to my target should arrive soon, if it hasn't already!

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

Malum wrote:

It's a USB with a bunch of music and audioclips of Great Handsome Oppressor pretending to be Nanako from Persona 4. No, I won't share.

I never agreed to this but this is the best present

hotb · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:07 pm

glad you like them

soz it got there p. late

fun fact: the box I sent it in is the box riku sent my gifts in

Riku · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:20 pm

pop flyin' to have helped.

Reyo · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:23 pm

That USB looks suspiciously like the USBs my school will give out to incoming freshmen with all sorts of "freshman propaganda" files on them...

Wry Bread · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:24 pm

That's because they're the same. It's part of an ongoing conspiracy to brainwash the forumites spearheaded by Great Handsome Oppressor and the forum's secret shadow lord, princess brothel. I can only assume the endgoal is making all of us submit terrible .jpegs strategically labelled "social decline" to employers instead of resumes so we stay jobless and have to keep posting forever.

hotb · **Posted:** Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:26 am

Reyo wrote:

That USB looks suspiciously like the USBs my school will give out to incoming freshmen with all sorts of "freshman propaganda" files on them...

yeah it had science files on it

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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