AWKWARD ZOMBIE

...Is that me getting drink spilled onto?

I hope you people plan on paying for this stuff someday, we accept USD, CAD, Candy, Magic, Lolis, and Gold, other currency will be considered.

absolutely no upstanding member of society currency, we want real cheddar, not fake cheddar.

Also I love you Angelicsox, even if you make a mess ^_^

(I slipped Willow a few thousand shipments of kawaii as payment)

IM THE CASHIER, I NEED THE RECEIPTS FOR BUSINESS SHIT, YOU NEED THE RECEIPTS SO YOU HAVE AN ALIBI, EVERYONE WINS, SO GO THROUGH ME.

Would you accept tentacles and/or "Cultists?"

We only accept small tentacles, as the larger ones tend to violate our staff.

Define Cultists.

Name: Keegstar

Skills: Lightning fast speed, cute looks, perfect memory

Recommended job: Milkshake maker™ operator

What am I: A Squirtle, of course!

Note: I have alot of friends, expect alot more customers if you accept me. I also will only wear blue.

That comic was great Willow! And, I'll get new coffee and clean up everything, sorry!


Say it right! Say my name right and say you fart!

Are there any unfilled orders?

But that's the whole fun of them! Jeez, it's like you hate fun.


...and, well. Baaaaaasically... whores. Whores that want my tentacles. But they're loyal sons of bitches! And you can sell them on the black market for a LOT.

Also, I'll have a glass of cho-co-late melk.

Fuck, trying to remember the conversion rate of tentacles to dollars

Fuck it, I'll just give you 10 of the things, that should cover it and the extra for the time with the doughnut person.
Call me

Alright, Ladies. Get to work.

Customers are waiting.

For BlitzWalrus we have: The Irish Coffee


Bacon ordered: Coffee. You get black as it saves me drawing a pic.


Burnt gets: Black Coffee and a chocolate doughnut with sprinkles


OtherMC has been waiting for: Large Coffee- extra strong. Don't let the foam fool you.


For Young Master Tales: Black Tea


Keegster was after: Chocolate milk, in a glass


Seik, I believe was after: Green tea and fruit cake. Our fruit cake is topped with fondant.


Chopstix gets: Green tea and Kawaii Cream cake. I present our white chocolate torte with rose petals and strawberry sprinkles.

holy fuck this shit's kawaii