AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Wow. Did not even see that. I think I was going to put an age down and then realized I didn't know how old she was or something. I dunno. Silly mistakes.


And I'm totally leaving it alone cuz it's funny.

I wound up not seeing Dan In Real Life.

But I did get Superbad and Bender's Big Break. I finished Superbad, which was hilarious. Every critic who said it was immature is absolutely correct, but I just love cock jokes (in b4 "you love cock"). I'm half way through the Futurama movie, which is fantastic, but I have to do homework right now, so yeah. I'll probably finish watching it later tonight.

Edit: finished watching Bender's about an hour ago. It was amazing. Kwanzaa Bot is my new best friend. Does anyone have an .mp3 of the Christmas rap?

I went and saw August Rush last night. You need to see this movie. It is the definition of awesome. I can't even put it into words. I know that if I try to describe it, it's going to sound incredibly cliche and sappy, but it's not. The movie is just simply awesome. And Robin Williams can act anywhere you put him. He plays something out of the ordinary for him in this one. Not really witty dialogue and he plays a guy you pity and dislike at the same time, but he still does it well. And the little kid they got to star is awesome. He's convincing and played the role perfectly. And the music is amazing, as it should be in a movie about music. All in all, if you don't see this movie, your life will never be complete and you should totally just end it now.


I'm kidding. Sort of. Not really.

I went and saw I Am Legend.. in IMAX. its a good movie. specially in Imax

Today I watched Thank You For Smoking and Shoot 'Em Up.

Thank You For Smoking was very funny, but tried to hard with the whole "moral" thing at the end, which kinda sucked. They should've just let Big Tobacco win everything and fuck everyone else over. That would have been awesome.

Shoot 'Em Up is the final action film that ever needs to be made. Ever. It is perfect. There is no action film cliche that this film did not exploit, rape, and then pimp slap into further submission. Filled with shallow characters, random sex, an invincible hero, bad one liners, crazy violent killing, midair shootouts, prostitutes, and carrot guns, this film is like the anti-Children of Men. In CoM, Clive uses nonviolent tactics to protect a baby. In Shoot 'Em Up he fucking uses his fingers to shoot shit. And then there's Giamatti, who just made the film for me. I love this man.

i love that guy... he does good in nearly every role he does.

I finally saw No Country for Old Men.

I loved it.

Uh. I watched Interstella 5555.

Awesome.

I have yet to even hear of what that is.

But anyways, the last movies I've seen. I've had a ton of time to do nothing but watch movies.

The Invisible - Pretty cool. Different than your average teen death movie. An emotional sort of twist near the end I kind of expected, but didn't really want to happen, but I like movies that aren't afraid to do what they know their audience wouldn't like.
Alvin and the Chipmunks - It had it's moments, but they could have picked a better Dave than Jason Lee.
I Am Legend - Again, pretty cool. Not your typical zombie (well, sort of zombie) movie. A bit freakier than I originally thought it was going to be.
P. S. I Love You - What can I say? I'm a sucker for a good romantic comedy, and this one was pretty good. Go ahead, laugh all you want, I don't care. And Hilary Swank is pretty hot, not gonna lie.

I want to see Superbad so freaking bad. My brother says the three main characters are pretty much me separated into three people. I want to see what he's talking about.

Interstella 5555 is an awesome Daft Punk anime that I really want to see.

Superbad was great. I wanna see Juno (has Cera from Superbad). It's directed by the guy who did Thank You For Smoking.

I bought Superbad today. Hilarious. =]

And Juno looks funny, too, but it worries my cousin's girlfriend a little. She thinks that if there's a nice, pop flyin' ending to a movie about a 16 year old girl getting pregnant, a bunch of the 16 year old girls watching will be all "Aww, that wasn't that bad," and we'll end up with a bunch more cough:jamielynnspears:cough.

I don't think that's how they think.

Some girl had unprotected sex with Michael Cera in a movie I saw so now I'm going to go have unprotected sex with Michael Cera.