Jesus christ a food thread

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Frosting is shit unless it's been homemade.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

A local store has had a section for American foods for a couple of years now (where everything is stupidly expensive, needless to say) and they recently imported the Jolt energy drink so I bought a can because why not. How much does it cost in the US?

Sammich Monster · **Posted:** Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:17 pm

Jolt usually runs you about $1-2 a can. I've never bought it since I'm not too fond of energy drinks, but they're found in pretty much any grocery store.

Terraem · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:01 pm

Today we're making some awesome pasta with spinach. How you ask? Well, I don't know how anyone else does it, but I tend to ask for some demonic assistance!

You take an onion and some mushrooms and bake them up for a bit. Be sure to prolong the sensation by not putting the fire on too high.

At the same time, boil your pasta until their bodies go limp:

These tomatoes?

Chopping them up and burning them is not too good for your enemies.

Now on to the spinach. First, throw them in a hot frying pan with some oil, like so:

Now take a sip of you tea, as is of course tradition.

And take some time to pray to whatever demonic entity has your preference.

Now add the shirhklachmi travgl:

And oij fo foeiruh cheese:

Khfk jdojijjj knnnns fjje jj slslfnsniiiuuuu!

Flicky · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:06 pm

Clyve wrote:

Dog biscuits.

The perfect crime.

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:11 pm

That would be even better if it was a red velvet

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

Mete wrote:

A local store has had a section for American foods for a couple of years now (where everything is stupidly expensive, needless to say) and they recently imported the Jolt energy drink so I bought a can because why not. How much does it cost in the US?

Why buy expensive energy drinks, they all taste the same anyway.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Syobon wrote:

Mete wrote:

A local store has had a section for American foods for a couple of years now (where everything is stupidly expensive, needless to say) and they recently imported the Jolt energy drink so I bought a can because why not. How much does it cost in the US?

Why buy expensive energy drinks, they all taste the same anyway.

I don't though, I just bought a can to try it out. I buyt cheaper brands normally.

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

That reminds me, to you Americans out there: don't buy imported Stella Artois, it's not worth the price you guys have to pay. Furthermore, I've heard that it's not exactly the same as the one they serve here.

Don't get me wrong, it's still the second best pils beer imo, but it's just not worth it to pay so much extra for a pils. Save the cheddar for some truely amazing stuff.

Terraem · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:06 pm

Heineken outside of the Netherlands is different because it's illegal to export any foodstuff with the usual amounts of arsenic that it tends to hold.

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

Wow, so that stuff actually IS poison.

Apparently they've lowered the alcohol content of Stella in the UK.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Guys, let's talk about donuts

Pic related, it's donuts

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:31 pm

If you opened your eyes you would see that those are onions!

But yeah donuts are delicious.

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:54 pm

I have a bread addiction

Dire · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:18 am

This thread makes me miss American restaurant food.

I also miss having time to cook.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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