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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:28 pm 
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My sidekick is such a loser.

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Shad
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Techniques isn't a power, though, so you should reroll.

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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:31 pm 
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Avengifier
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:41 pm 
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I got universal irreversibility. OOPS YOU FELL DOWN NOW YOU CAN NEVER GET BACK UP AGAIN

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Exeres
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:42 pm 
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You were born?

YOU ARE NOW IMMORTAL.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Madican
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:53 pm 
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Hero: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Manipulation
Sidekick: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enha ... rksmanship
Villain: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hibernation

Well this seems rather unfair to the villain.

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Shad
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:56 pm 
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Make him fuck someone
Then he gets to sleep
Then you just shoot him in his fucking stupid hibernating face

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Dinosaur
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:13 pm 
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See, I'm very fair about how I make powers. There's a catch.

Power: I can do anything ever. Absolutely anything you can imagine, I can do it.
The catch: I have to be taking a shit in order to do spectacular things.
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Madican
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Or make him have sex with someone and get my companion to shoot him when he's about to reach satisfaction. Then he goes into hibernation and wakes up once he's healed and I repeat.

My superhero icon will be a giant middle finger because apparently gigantic assholes can be heroes too as long as their victims are villains.

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Exeres
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Like that guy who can extract the truth from anyone, but he has to have his dick in them to make it work.

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Madican
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Well he's probably doing it to save the world. My power is pretty much "Fuck you just because fuck you."

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TLK
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Enhanced Vision. Neat. I'm the effin' Predator.
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AngusMcLeod
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:52 pm 
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Dehydration.

Well, if you have to pee, I can take care of that problem. Shhhwhoop.
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Liraxus
 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:25 pm 
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Mental Projection...

I'd make a Sex slave.

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 Post subject: Re: Superpower Roulette
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Liraxus wrote:
Mental Projection...

I'd make a masturbation slave.

Since it would still be fake.

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