AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I hate it that my cuts reopen when I don't do anything bad. I've had this cut in my hand for awhile now and it keeps reopening.

Yeah, the endometrium sloughs off. I have endometriosis which causes said tissue to grow outside the uterine cavity, so my periods are extra crazy go nuts. It's relatively common, actually. My mom has it too.

Don't remind me.

I just farted. I almost puked.

It is a sacrificial incision made by a priest of Armok. It will repeatedly open until His blood lust is sated.

Lately, it's like anything I eat... makes me fart. And I suppose I eat really healthy, and I try to eat slow, but nooo.

So then at school I have to do that wierd shuffle so that I don't make noise or fart on the people behind me but a few times I have failed to accomplish this

Just goddamn it makes me feel gross. And I feel bad for the people behind me! internet, heeeeelp

Your username. It is fitting.

Have you changed your diet at all? You might be eating more of something that causes that, like polysaccharide-rich food. You could also have some lactose intolerance, which is common to have at a small degree around the age of 18-20.

I never eat fruit. Like ever.

Scurvy Ho Ho!

Do what you want cuz a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE!

aaaaaaaha shoulda saw that coming. It's the nickname my brothers go away and it's a reminder that it will nevah go away.

That's actually not why I have it but it might as well be so this week :/

Pfff, children these days.

I'll eat most popular fruits. Apples are my favorite, then comes grapes. Oranges, bananas, peaches, and strawberries are all okay. I'm actually growing strawberries in my windowbox.

Unfortunately I rarely eat fruit as well. Never get much of a chance. The apples my mom gets are gross and my dad only gets two apples per week.

lol, limewire

I'll sometimes eat apples if my stomach hurts. Then POOF Im fine.

Poots, not going to lie that was effing awesome.