AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>Examine wall

> Open front door

Im sad. These mean kids kicked me out...
> Go out front door

Well stop saying stupid things and I will be okay with you.
> Look for adventure

> Check your mail

> Chat with people in the hallway

> Look for items

>Change into a more awesome pair of pants.

>Give Darkin Chance to redeem himself

> Place STEAK KNIFE into your inventory

>The WALL is very plain, just like the rest of your APARTMENT. You wish you had graduated ELEMENTARY SCHOOL so that you could afford AN ACTUAL PLACE OF RESIDENCE.



>You head to your FRONT DOOR and open it. Oh gods, the SMELL. It is horrible and fills your VERY SOUL to the BRIM with DREAD and BILE.



>You PEEK around the corner, and can see the STAIRS leading out of your APARTMENT COMPLEX. They look like they could lead to an ADVENTURE.



>The MAIL is kept on the BOTTOM FLOOR.
>On your way DOWNSTAIRS, you think to chat up the HALLWAY DWELLERS. Then you remember that they are all QUITE MAD, and decide that you do not wish to ASSOCIATE with MAD PEOPLE.



>You SPRINT back into your ROOM, slam the DOOR, and don your HOT PANK HOT PANTS, because you are a MAN.



>You've no idea who this "Darkin" is, but you DECIDE that as long as he doesn't continue to make a fool of himself, he can TRY AGAIN.



>You POCKET the STEAK KNIFE. It is VERY SHARP and makes you CRY when you REMEMBER how your DADDY used to CUT YOU. Then you remember that that was just some stupid MURDER SHOW you saw, and feel fine.

>Strut about in your awesome pants

>Accompany those awesome pants with an awesome shirt

> Travel to GROCERY STORE


> Hold up GROCERY STORE with your STEAK KNIFE

>You tear off your RAGGEDY SHIRT and toss on a beautiful BLUE PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY shirt, because you are feeling quite OBJECTIONABLE today.



>Now fully AWESOME'D OUT, you decide to STRUT up and down the HALLWAY as if it were a CATWALK, just like your MOTHER showed you.



>After SEVERAL MINUTES of STRUTTING SEXILY, you decide you are hungry, but lack cheddar.

>You hurl yourself DOWN THE STAIRS, and hit an INNOCENT OLD LADY on the way DOWN, CUSHIONING your FALL. You are FINE, but the INNOCENT OLD LADY is dead.
>You SPRINT to the GROCERY STORE, and WIELD your KNIFE in a THREATENING MANNER. You may have WHATEVER YOU WANT from the GROCERY STORE.

> Grab as many cases of pop tarts and Cheetos you can carry

> Ask the cute cashier out on a date