AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world... Hiro used to feel this way, too, but then he ran into Raven. In a way, this was liberating. He no longer has to worry about being the baddest motherfucker in the world. The position is taken."

I love Snow Crash

whats that from

It's from a version of The Wind in the Willows.

"Three is the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four thou shalt not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. "

"What is your Favorite color?"

"Blue, No Yellow! Auuuggghhhh!"

"IT'S MADE ENTIRELY OF GILDED DOORKNOBS"

"NI"

@BANNANA:

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dem boyz is just a green smear now...

I fingk dey don' need us. Still...

Give 'et to 'em big guy!

Boss deys takin' da... th... yu kno.. da fing!

Where is the horse and the rider?
Where is the horn that was blown?
And then I forget the rest someone else finish it.

"It's okay, calm down... Just try to imagine him in his underwear."







"OH NO HE'S HOT"

LOOOOOOOOOOOST

and also:

"Son of a gun, you insult Rolf by denying the eels?!"

Eddy: "You're a quack!"
Rolf: "I am not a duck! I am Rolf!"

"I'm going to call you...Clarke. Hello Clarke!"

"Well I was, but then I remembered the time you took the piece of my millennium puzzle. So I figure...no, you don't get my card. Instead I'm going to rub it in your face that's you're such a loser."

"I heard that Curtis."

"I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE SOUL!"

"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and the rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare...They will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him."

"This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives, and we die, his truth becomes written - and ours is lost. Shepherd will be a hero. 'Cause all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood. He's about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history. His truth will be the truth. But only if he lives, and we die."

Captain Price is the worlds biggest bad-booty. I declare we need a Justice League of Badassery. Captain Price, Jack Bauer, Batman, and so on.

"daisies thee cursed whale! From the depths of Hell I stabbeth thee!"
"Climb on, you idiot."
"Oh, it's you."

"What do you get when you fall from grace?
You only get cast into perdition..."