Harby wrote:
Ryushusupercat wrote:
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell whet he had done. "I took a ride on a choo choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked little Zach what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's wonderful!" the teacher said. "What book did you read? Zach thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said...
[spoiler]"Winnie the SHIT!"[/spoiler]
This belongs in a GOOD JOKE thread.
Thanks! No wait, thank the Porcupine Press magazine. That's where I got the joke.
GAWD that magazine has good jokes. Like this one.
A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer askes him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes. Caffeine."
"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00, and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M to 4:00 P.m, why don't you want me here until 10:00 A.M?"
[spoiler]"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."[/spoiler]
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