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Granted, but you drive it off a bridge by accident.


I wish my computer mouse would stop randomly giving out.

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Granted, but now your keyboard does like mine does.

I wish I had a combination of a hippo, giraffe, and rhino that would do exactly as I command.


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Granted, but one day the rhino offends the giraffe and the hippo, they split from the mix, and you are left with just a rhino.

I wish for amazing music.

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Dzone wrote:
Granted, but one day the rhino offends the giraffe and the hippo, they split from the mix, and you are left with just a rhino.

I wish for amazing music.


Granted, but you go deaf from listening to it too much on max.

I wish I had a pony.

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Granted, but whoops... he's a mule.
(Also, I love you now.)

I wish for cheddar. Lots of cheddar.

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Granted, but it's all marks in a place which uses Euros only now.

I wish for a monocle.


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Granted, but it's all marks in a place which uses Euros only now.

I wish for a monocle.

Granted. Unfortunately, it has a silver lining; not gold.

I wish to win the game.

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Granted, the game is now wireless.

I wish I had a girlfriend.


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Plasma wrote:
Granted, the game is now wireless.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted, you are now hooked up with your sister.

I wish for a pony.

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Myk wrote:
I wish for a pony.

Granted. Pre-cooked and all!


I wish for what the next guy is wishing for.


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Granted as soon as someone else fulfills my wish.

I wish for three bottles of vodka. Filled with actual vodka.

Granted, but the bottles are made from indestructible glass, and they have no identifiable opening with which to gain access to the contents.

I wish I could buy:
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YEZS!

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Granted, but when you take a drink, you can't stop cause it's so good. It solves all your problems for a week, and when you go to the store to get some more, they are out. Your problems pile up and you eventually fall into manic depression and are taken to the looney bin. There you make friends with the local crazies, and FALCON PAONCH your way out of the asylum.

I wish I could think of something funnier for the wish I just corrupted.

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Granted, but everyone gets jealous and tells you its not funny anyway.

I wish that I didn't stare at my posts for like five minutes before posting just to make sure there is nothing stupid in them.


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Granted; Your posts are now stupid regardless.

I wish Hearthstones were real.


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granted, they are
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I wish i could be better in school

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