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Wet dreams are erotic dreams that cause one to involuntarily ejaculate. As far as I know, women have no semen.

Edit: Oh okay then. Learning something new every day. The more you know.

Are you really just discovering that women get sexually aroused too?

Are you really just assuming the most petty things about me?

If I was assuming, I wouldn't be asking.

Before hand, my definition of a "wet dream" was involuntary ejaculation during sleep, therefore I had assumed it was a male only occurance. As I am now discovering, the actual definition is involuntary orgasm during sleep, and the ejaculation is just a byproduct. I find it very rude of you to assume that I'm so stupid as to not be aware of women's libido simply because I had the incorrect idea of what a "wet dream" actually was.

I understand what you mean, now.

Hahahaha, you're awesome, IF.

Untrue. Why do all these women I see on the internet have penises then?

I only realized how appropriate that was right before i saw this post. great and good.

After a McDonald's Mocha Frappe my shit has the consistency of lake mud.

You probably drank 5 mad cow diseases at once

sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night all sweaty and feeling sick. i have no idea where i am when this happens and it's like my brain is still half asleep. it takes me like 10 minutes to settle down again.

when it happened last night i thought my cat was a dog mauling me and i would of hit her if i didn't think i was already dead. what do i do? it's too hard to explain to doctors what it wrong with me.

Balls why do you ache? I don't use you for anything and you haven't gotten hit by anything so far as I know.

Maybe they're getting rusty. You should use them posthaste to check if they're still in working condition.

You should exercise your balls regularly to keep them in proper working condition.