AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It was just a folder that said "porn" wasn't it?

Or "DO NOT CLICK"

They were in a "temp" folder.
And the files were named things like "oreo sandwich" and "import3"

I wonder why people don't just encrypt their porn rather than trying the equivalent of "let's put something random here which is guaranteed to catch someone's curiosity."

My porn is behind a bunch of folders named "drivers" or something
If someone really wanted to find my porn though, they could just do a .jpg search or right click a folder in the taskbar to see frequent folders
I wonder if there's a way to turn that off

I think you can disable history or "recent files" or whatever.

My dad's comp doesn't track that history because it bodaciously has so little hard drive space that we have to disable a lot of those "temporary" files
no I don't watch porn on my dad's computer

Yeah found it

That can also backfire if someone wonders why the drivers are taking up sixty gigs of space.

I could probably hide it all behind one folder and no one would ever find it anyway considering it's my PC and people don't generally just go browsing through my folders

What could screw me over though is someone using my computer to save something the day after the night I had a fap. If I'm not around, they could be greeted with my porn folder if that's the last place I saved a file in, because opening a folder by trying to save or upload something means Windows will open the folder last used.

In response to sunburns...
Since I am part Irish I inherited the ability to easily fry under the sun. Me trying to get a tan is like trying to bake a potato in a metal forge.
I have taken to carrying an umbrella around for hot summer days it gets so bad.

I always hate being out under the sun from spring to autumn because of this... and my forearms are so freaking tanned when compared to the rest of me it isn't funny. (funny to me anyway, you guys may find it to be a hoot. comparison pics will come later)

Late response because I wasn't there yesterday, but: Holy mother of god that is huge. Like anime huge.

What? I'm pretty sure the extra pigment in the skin helps against sunburn. That's like the evolutionary thingamajig developed to do it.

so i recently swapped from briefs to boxers and i think the briefs were somehow limiting how horny i got cause holy shit i havent been like this since i was 13

I once got a horrible sunburn as a kid from playing around on the beach all afternoon without a shirt. Since then my arms and face get a nice tan from one afternoon in the sun. I rarely go shirtless outside so I tend to not be tanned on the chest and back.

yup. Although the weird thing is, they don't really look that huge on me. I was a bit surprised when I remeasured.

pics or it didn't happen

I'm kidding