AWKWARD ZOMBIE

What about the whole "black people are more resistant to the sun" thing?

Well I don't really notice that shit. Then again, I haven't been to a place with a lot of sun in a while...

It's false.

Since my hair is the only thing about me that is red

My body tries to equalize when I enter the sun

That's why I don't like doing outdoor things. I have no desire to look like a cooked lobster.

Also I went through the aloe ritual plenty of times as a kid I really don't need to experience incessant hellfire that is a sunburn ever again.

Mom always gets a bit annoyed when we go on vacation and we're out in the sun all day.
She ends up peeling and I get a great tan. I also tend to forget she was burned and usualy end up hurting her when I hug her.
Ahaha.

I had sleeve tanlines all the way until November thanks to working a month in the sun last summer. I didn't get sunburnt mind you.

I once got an awful sunburn back in early high school. Got my shoulders, chest, back, and face - all but the latter developed terrible, painful blisters. Didn't help that my volleyball uniform was a really coarse material. The friction was not fun.

Because of that severe burn, I have a permanent sprinkle of freckles on both shoulders, and a permanent v-shape freckle area on my chest.

so i'm really super pale and my cousin had a wedding in jamaica and we were on a boat and in swimsuits and i fell asleep on it

the only part of me that wasn't sunburn was the bottoms of my feet and the underside of my chin

Mulattos represent

Sunproof mofuckas

sunburns are like your skin crying every time it touches something

or exists

Oh god Bacon that sunburn sounds so painful, how did you survive?

a constant never ending spray of solarcaine

also tears, lots of tears

Found my brother's porn folder.
It was surprisingly easy, actually.
why are none of these in english

What was it like? "Loving couple have caring sex in the missionary position.avi"?