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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 8:12 am 
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Big tiddies are nice. That's all I'm gonna say on the matter.

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Theyre comfy. Not gonna lie. But they get in the way some times.

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I wouldn't know. -shrug-

Yeah, I can imagine bigguns getting annoying.

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I mean like. I'll reachnacross my chest to get something with my right hand (im right handed) cant reach cause tiddies get in the way.and it just feels weird using my left hand cor anything.


Also I need to fart but im in class so I cant

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big tiddies are a pain sometimes

you dont even know how many times ive had something on the underside of my boob (food/art supplies) and not even noticed because i couldnt see it

though recently when i was eating and ice cream sandwhich and part of the cookie fell off and i was like noooo but then it landed on my tiddies instead of the ground so i still got to eat it

that was nice

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American bra sizes are different from European ones, right? Cause that would be ginormous here.


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big tiddies are a pain sometimes

you dont even know how many times ive had something on the underside of my boob (food/art supplies) and not even noticed because i couldnt see it

though recently when i was eating and ice cream sandwhich and part of the cookie fell off and i was like noooo but then it landed on my tiddies instead of the ground so i still got to eat it

that was nice


Happens all the time. I've accidentally ruined a couple of shirts by getting paint on them when I leaned forward. I store things in my cleavage and can balance a small plate of food on my chest if I"m leaning back a little.


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I store things in my cleavage and can balance a small plate of food on my chest if I"m leaning back a little.

that's pretty impressive, actually

though yeah i've definitely used my tiddies as a storage space before (cheddar and pens mostly, also cellphones)

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Bacon wrote:
RikuKyuutu wrote:
I store things in my cleavage and can balance a small plate of food on my chest if I"m leaning back a little.

that's pretty impressive, actually

though yeah i've definitely used my tiddies as a storage space before (cheddar and pens mostly, also cellphones)


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My tiddies refuse to tan and it is frustrating.

Why do you guys refuse it? Do I have to sleep in the sun to notice a difference?!

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My tiddies refuse to tan and it is frustrating.

Why do you guys refuse it? Do I have to sleep in the sun to notice a difference?!

That's probably thanks to your bra.

Unless you actually have a place where you can suntan topless, then that is sort of strange.

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Go into one of those tanning machines like from Final Destination 5.

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i am like a huge magnet for the suns rays on my arms and legs, i don't really sunbathe topless because it's rare that it's that hot in england to do it, plus i don't really sunbathe more sunwalk

anyway, Bunyip aren't you already quite tanned?

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
My tiddies refuse to tan and it is frustrating.

Why do you guys refuse it? Do I have to sleep in the sun to notice a difference?!

That's probably thanks to your bra.

Unless you actually have a place where you can suntan topless, then that is sort of strange.


Well yes, obviously the parts of my being that is under clothing won't be tanned.

I'm confused at what you're trying to say. My chest region in general just doesn't tan. No noticeable difference when I compare the sun-exposed skin on my chest to the skin that was under my bra.

And Tales: I guess so but I pale up during the winter. And It's healthy to get about 30mins of sun on both sides of your body each day if one can.
It's just something I'm dumbfounded about.

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Do you tan easily? Or do you burn more than you tan?

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