AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Lolwut

I don't even, man. She was just like, "so are you going to order a new bra? you should probably have more than one, you know" (this is a position that she's only adopted since I got old enough for her to stop having an obligation to buy my more expensive clothes.)

And I was just like "Yeah, would have done it sooner, but the only one I could find that I liked was on back order."

She said that I shouldn't be so picky since no one should be seeing it (haha, right, mom. Keep thinking that.)
I responded that it's just hard to find one in my size that is comfortable for me.
She said that a 38G shouldn't be that hard. I told her that I was never a 38G. it was a 36. And I'm now a 36 I.

She mumbled something under her breath about "I was never that big when I was your weight. Always about two cups smaller." couldn't catch what it was exactly.

Although this is the first time since I was eight that she's mentioned my weight without telling me that I"m fat and my sister's the cute one. So, yay?

Geez. Get more petty, eh mom?

36 I?

i dont really know boob sizes that well but how is your back treating you

Um, the base measurements for it are 36" around my ribs (I'm tall and broad shouldered, most of my weight is in my belly and legs, so that's actually about how big around my ribs are), and 46" around my bust.

Actually, I rarely have back pain, and when I do, it's related to physical exertion, not constant strain. I've pretty much always had good posture though, so that might be part of it.

riku be careful not smother sloth

Yessir.

It takes a fair amount of effort when he keeps diving face first.

He's just trying to help support them. With his face. Or he's trying to see if tiddies are like Silly Putty in that you can make impressions in them and copy comics.

So your mom's one of those types?

even if no one was looking at riku's tiddies, it's always nice to have pretty bras

If by those types you mean she would rather I didn't engage in any sex before marriage for both sentimental and religious reasons, then yes. I don't really see anything wrong with that way of thinking, myself. I might not have chosen to adhere to it, but whatever.


And true dat, Bacon. As soon as my new bra gets here after backorder, I'll actually have a matching set of bra and panties. This is never a thing that has happened with me ever. And the panties didn't come out of a $5 7ct pack. Also a first.

American bra sizes are different from European ones, right? Cause that would be ginormous here.

Holy crap, those are pretty huge.

Godammit I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

Yeah. Woah. Im only a D cup. .______. Riku. Riku your tiddies need to stop growing. Stop drinking your milk.