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Sloth
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my character is completely human

you have no idea how difficult it is to do that.

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I played a game once and I think I got impregnated 17 times, but never by conventional means i.e. the vagina

I don't even know how many times my characters have been pregnant via bee eggs in the butt
Sloth wrote:
my character is completely human

you have no idea how difficult it is to do that.

that is actually pretty impressive

also what's the longest you guys have been able to keep your characters virgins

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17 days.

Raped by a Minotaur.

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I think I went around a week or so.

And staying human's not all that hard, you just don't use any transformation items. The potions from that old guy are fine.

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My mom used to be a Tupperware lady. She was some regional something or other and got a free car. That was like 10+ years ago, though.

My oldest sister is/was a Pampered Chef person. Is Tupperware even a thing anymore?

yeah i mean you can still buy it (and it's still really nice quality.)

there's an avon lady in my town that has the PANK avon car. i see it occasionally. it's hilarious.

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I forgot I was in the TMI thread for a moment.
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Yeah, Corruption of Champions is pretty damned insane. I usually roll a tomboy with speed (so I can get away from tough monsters early on like tentacle beasts) and go from there. I have a couple of saves before several of the game overs so I can fap to them when I feel like.

Also, the USB that I was using to store my porn got messed up (The actual USB connector wouldn't work any more), so I have to restart my collection from scratch. I have 149 MB on my new USB right now. That's a far cry from my 2 gigs on the last one.

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Yeah, Corruption of Champions is pretty damned insane. I usually roll a tomboy with speed (so I can get away from tough monsters early on like tentacle beasts) and go from there. I have a couple of saves before several of the game overs so I can fap to them when I feel like.

Also, the USB that I was using to store my porn got messed up (The actual USB connector wouldn't work any more), so I have to restart my collection from scratch. I have 149 MB on my new USB right now. That's a far cry from my 2 gigs on the last one.

I had at least three.gigs on my PC.
Then my charger decided to crap out.
I havnt looked at porn on my pc going on three months. And fapping just isnt the same

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Sol Reaper
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I almost never save porn if it can be found on a youtube-like site. And even then I'm particular in what I like; most of the "frontpage" shit doesn't cut it for me.

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Sol Reaper wrote:
I almost never save porn if it can be found on a youtube-like site. And even then I'm particular in what I like; most of the "frontpage" shit doesn't cut it for me.

Incidentally, that's why I do save stuff. Because until I find something I'd fap to I could keep looking for hours upon hours.

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Sol Reaper
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I just usually have a good memory and can remember what I searched and where to find what I'm looking for.

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I just kinda search for stuff from time to time and download a bunch of stuff that looks interesting at first glance and sort out the good stuff from the shit when I want to do something.

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Anyone ever browsed the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist

Found dozens of men looking for fat chicks to bang and at least three "straight" men who wanted to go over to other mens houses and jack off together.

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