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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 6:08 am 
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Whenever I'm holding back boners, I think of fighting game combos and RPG battle music.
I think it helps me realize the fact that I'm a huge nerd and don't deserve boners.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 6:46 am 
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Why the fuck would anybody use that pointy one, it looks like it would seriously hurt

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One of my guinea pig's eyes is red and disgusting. It looks as if it's half way out of its socket. I think we need to put him down but no vet nearby which knows how to handle guinea pigs.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Everyone a few pages back wrote:
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As of late I have a thing for cute prints and lace.
Like. Walmart hae a sale on panties. For two bucks a pair off hangers and holy god. Stripes lace and colour everywhere.
As for cuts.
I like boyshorts and that cut that really hugs your butt. Bikinis i will onky wear on my period. Same with breifs.

I do enjoy wearing boxers though.
dvid give me your underwear already.

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Think about it; she adores Kamina.

Seeing someone cosplaying Kamina that isn't Kamina but is showing off their schlong would be pretty mind scarring.
but maybe not to you because you're Clyve

It's like how Rule 34 tends to leave some people mentally disturbed: seeing their favorite characters in that light when they were perfectly content without it just happens to maybe kill their innocence regarding that character.

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Clyve you're awesome.

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Wow, that search took only 2 minutes.

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why do i have a boil under my belly button and why does it hurt


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Wow, so a friend told me what the scout leaders did for leadersweekend: the guys did a whisky tasting with bacon, bacon wrapped in bacon and fried, while watching a porn, while the girls did an upperdare. This happened in adjacent rooms.

Not sure if want.


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I have this lump in my right leg that's been there since last Wednesday or so. I don't have the slightest idea where it came from, but for a few days, it was this sizeable bump that appeared to be covered in a big bruise. It was stiff and felt like a bruise when I touched it. Then it recently got smaller but started hurting like a sore bruise would hurt. Now it's pretty small and mostly red and seems to be going away. When it was at its peak in terms of size, we first thought it was an insect bite or something, but it appears to just have been a big, lumpy bruise that appeared out of nowhere.

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Syobon wrote:
Wow, so a friend told me what the scout leaders did for leadersweekend: the guys did a whisky tasting with bacon, bacon wrapped in bacon and fried, while watching a porn, while the girls did an upperdare. This happened in adjacent rooms.

Not sure if want.

What the hell is an upperdare?

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