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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 2:03 pm 
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Dedivax wrote:
The Big Cheese wrote:
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I'm sure there are some forum member who could and would like to learn a thing or two. However, I do not think that this is a good platform for such lessons.


STEP ONE: FIRST MAKE A FIST......

STEP TWO: PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THE GUTS WHILE SCREAMING "I AM A MAN!"


I was going for.a fisting jokebut I guess you can go all rip and tear if that gets you ladies

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Linkara knows how to get the ladies, Dedivax.

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Wasnt that the guy everyone said his girlfriend looked like a dude and fot dumped right after he got her well known

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 2:43 pm 
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yes that was part of the joke

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D-vid wrote:
RikuKyuutu wrote:
Terraem wrote:

Depends on what you're doing and who you're doing it with.



All of the weird things. all of them.

Let me get a hot cocoa, then tell us everything.



Well you see, first, I went over to his house to wake him up, and then we talked for a little while, made sure that no one smelled bad, and then we did whatever the fuck we felt like.
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RikuKyuutu wrote:
Well you see, first, I went over to his house to wake him up, and then we talked for a little while, made sure that no one smelled bad, and then we did whatever the fuck we felt like.


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Madican wrote:
RikuKyuutu wrote:
Well you see, first, I went over to his house to wake him up, and then we talked for a little while, made sure that no one smelled bad, and then we did whatever the fuck we felt like.


iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg



Dohoho, you caught me.
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There are always photographers around in his videos too

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My braces have been ripping up my mouth since they broke.

Its really awkward to wake up with a pool of blood on your own pillow.

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eurugh braces

i had to wear a ~power chain~ for most of my two years because the ends of the wires kept freeing themselves from the bands at the back of my mouth and slicing up my cheeks. power chains are only really supposed to be used near the end of your term (or so it seems,) to kind of put all your teeth right where they belong. also i had my permenant retainer break in the same manner three times before they ripped the whole daisies thing out of my mouth and remade it from scratch with a thicker/longer wire and shit-tons of glue to keep it all down.

lots of weird ridges in my mouth thanks to that.

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I was just browsing tumblr
Browsing my dash

When I accidentally saw
A Kamina cosplayer

In the fucking buff
Showing off everything


I feel like crawling into my bed right now and slowly dying
Just curling up into a tiny ball and disintegrating into dust
That would be good right now

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I hate when I miss a spot shaving my legs. Nobody would notice, but its just such a simple thing. how do I even miss a spot

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Oh hey I finally found that image with the dragon dildo collection

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Oh hey I finally found that image with the dragon dildo collection


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