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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:10 pm 
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daisies, you guys are gross. You think I'd do that? daisies.
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Fuck we're out of toothpaste.
Eugh my teeth are gonna be gross for a day or so

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RikuKyuutu wrote:
Terraem wrote:
Sloth wrote:
So as it turns out sex is pretty great


Depends on what you're doing and who you're doing it with.



All of the weird things. all of them.

Let me get a hot cocoa, then tell us everything.

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Terraem
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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 7:35 am 
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I'm sure there are some forum member who could and would like to learn a thing or two. However, I do not think that this is a good platform for such lessons.

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Dedivax
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That insanely awkward moment when the girl you like has a wet dream about you.

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dat mesn she wants 2 fuk

aren't wet dreams a guy thing

does she have a dick

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Dedivax
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Head of The Brothel wrote:
dat mesn she wants 2 fuk

aren't wet dreams a guy thing

does she have a dick

No, that was me using an inaccurate translation of the italian "sogno erotico" term.

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Terraem wrote:
I'm sure there are some forum member who could and would like to learn a thing or two. However, I do not think that this is a good platform for such lessons.


STEP ONE: FIRST MAKE A FIST......

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sogno erotico

gonna use this to pick up chicks

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The Big Cheese wrote:
Terraem wrote:
I'm sure there are some forum member who could and would like to learn a thing or two. However, I do not think that this is a good platform for such lessons.


STEP ONE: FIRST MAKE A FIST......

STEP TWO: PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THE GUTS WHILE SCREAMING "I AM A MAN!"

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Fuck, now I have a bit of trouble walking and my leg hurts. I forgot what the proper English term is, but I think I 'forced' my calve muscle.
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Dedivax
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Head of The Brothel wrote:
Dedivax wrote:
sogno erotico

gonna use this to pick up chicks

Italian chicks are so picky that they won't even listen to you unless you constantly speak Italian to them. (And keep in mind, sogno erotico means both wet dream and normal sex dreams)

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Is there a way of speeding up periods aside from crazy amounts of exercise and masturbation? Starting the 16th I'll be spending extended periods of time on buses and planes... can't really say it sounds like fun dealing with periods while trying to travel.

Also, I thought I'd skipped this month, totally unprepared as a result. Can't pick up appropriate supplies til tomorrow morning due to shops being either sucky or shut. Why do I have the sinking feeling this might be a bad night?

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The Willow Witch
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Dedivax wrote:
The Big Cheese wrote:
Terraem wrote:
I'm sure there are some forum member who could and would like to learn a thing or two. However, I do not think that this is a good platform for such lessons.


STEP ONE: FIRST MAKE A FIST......

STEP TWO: PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THE GUTS WHILE SCREAMING "I AM A MAN!"


No

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

no no no

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