AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So as it turns out sex is pretty great

sure ain't bad

we're definitely still talking about underwear because the only panties i can wear are hipsters or bikini (not string) cut, anything higher feels like it's riding up on my back and oh god what if someone sees it when i sit down i can't take that no nononono

I like getting the cute prints and junk even if i'm the only person who sees them.

buuuuuuut with that also being said I do kind of want to try those boxer style ones, not like the boyshorts (those fuckers ride up so much) because they look really comfortable.

I have never had a nice pair of panties before. I just ordered some.
I think I need to get off the internet and go to bed now.

I was just sitting around derping on my laptop when suddenly I get these horrible cramps in my calves that bodaciously have me writhing around on the ground in pain. Lasted about a minute or so, still feel sore now. This has happened to me before, but it's been a while. I'm thinking mineral deficiency or a consequence of all the alcohol, caffeine and physical activity I had last night.

a whole bunch of skin came off my gums and the roof of my mouth

hurts like a bitch whenever i eat

Depends on what you're doing and who you're doing it with.

oh dude congrats

i think my underwear are like, boxer briefs? idk maybe in the future i'll try and get something looser

http://media.topman.com/wcsstore/TopMan ... _large.jpg

i got this and the same in blue, currently they're my favourite

Can you use a epilator without shaving cream?

Because I've heard you can but it looks really scary and everytime I try to I worry it's going to cut my skin up or something.

All of the weird things. all of them.

Consensual intercourse in the missionary position

Jesus man, that's the worst of the worst. What are you thinking?

i'm so dirty nyuck nyuck nyuck